Environmental Bunkers Act

Whereas pollution is a major problem in the United States,

Whereas the government has an obligation to protect its citizens, humans and animals, from pollution,

Whereas bunkers are an effective method for defending Americans from pollution and environmental disasters,

Be it enacted by the People of the State of Jefferson, represented in the General Assembly,

Section I. Short Title

1. This legislation may be referred to as the Environmental Bunkers Act.

Section II: Establishment of the Department of Bunkers

1. The Department of Bunkers is hereby established.

2. The Governor shall appoint a Secretary of Bunkers to head the Department of Bunkers.

Section III. Bunker Construction

1. The Department of Bunkers shall be responsible for the construction of bunkers.

2. One bunker shall be constructed for every square mile except in areas with less than half of or more than twice the average density of the United States.

3. Areas with less than half of the average density of the United States shall have one bunker constructed for every five square miles.

4. Areas with more than twice the average density of the United States shall have one bunker of at least ten times the size of an average bunker constructed for every five square miles.

5. Every resident shall be zoned for a bunker where they may report if necessary.

6. These bunkers shall be made from sustainable materials.

7. The Department of Defense may amend these restrictions for the purposes of the practical and cost-effective construction of these bunkers.

8. Municipal governments shall be responsible for the cleanliness and general upkeep of all bunkers.

Section III. Appropriation

1. $1,000,000,000 per year shall be appropriated for the purposes of this act.

Section IV. Enactment

1. This legislation shall be enacted 180 days after passage.

Amendments in bold. Yea, nay, or abstain.