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40 [M4F] #Greencastle, PA / Hagerstown, MD - Seeking Busty-Petite or Short Stack for casual, flirtatious fun
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EverydayDadBodThings is a male age 40 looking for a female in Greencastle, PA
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I've always had the biggest crushes on the fun-sized and buxom ladies in my orbit of friends. Although they've always been otherwise attached - I still have that secret fantasy about a casual and flirtatious relationship with the more vertically challenged among the female populace. So, Who am I looking for?

  • A woman under 5'4" with ‘uniquely’ distributed proportions. Ample enough assets to push past the standard first 5 letters of the alphabet (F? G? H?!). Mutual attraction is key. I hope to exchange details and SFW pictures relatively early on but I will defer to you on when and how more risqué stuff gets involved.

  • Witty, flirty, educated, loves to read, enjoys pets, useless facts and bad jokes!

  • Disease, drug and smoke free.

  • Takes care of themselves (mentally and physically), enjoys those lazy days in comfy oversized clothes but isn't above spontaneously dressing up and showing off for the right person.

  • Understands that being attached and stable doesn't mean the desire for new adventures goes away. We all have our unique reasons for being here - and I do not expect us to irreparably damage our lives for one another. This should be a fun escape for two consenting adults.

  • Shares my enthusiasm for the Art of Teasing, flirting, lingerie, oral, enjoys extended sessions of foreplay and wouldn't mind a male partner focusing extra attention on their breasts and nipples.

  • Proximity to Western/ Central MD and South/ Central PA region would be nice but I'm perfectly fine with long distance / Online only.

Who am I? Married Father, Mediterranean heritage, 5'8", 170lbs, fit and athletic with nice arms and a runner's butt. Blue eyes, salt and pepper hair with matching beard scruff. Creative, well-read, happily nerdy at times, 9-5 office digs and afternoons with various sports practices. DILF? I'll let you decide! Aside from starting my 'silver-fox' stage early - I don't particularly look or feel 40. Disease, drug and smoke free. Vas-safe - so no potential issues there if things ever progress. I'm attentive, passionate and gentle but am happy to get a little feisty if called for. Oh, and I will absolutely take advantage of that erogenous zone around your neck, ears and shoulders if given the chance.

Anyways, I've probably rambled enough. Thank you for reading this far - you're a champ! If any of the above piques your interest, well - I'd love to chat and learn more about you. No low effort replies please - let me know your favorite comfort food!

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