I never really liked going to award shows. They were fancy without being fun or interesting, which I thought was one of the worst combinations of qualities an event could have. You got to dress up, but then you had to sit at one table and eat boring, overdone chicken to only be present for one or two categories you were really passionate about.

Sure, you got to sit with the people who were working on the same project as you, but that just meant that you were with the same people you saw every day at work. There wasn't usually time to socialize with anyone else until the after party, which made going to the show a real drag.

I'd ended up spending most of this show close to the bar. I wasn't even working on a project that was up for an award, we were just there for our production company. I'd had a couple tequila sodas and ended up feeling pretty good. I was chatting with people I hadn't seen in months and getting to know the bartenders a little.

Men tried to flirt with me everywhere I went, but bartenders were some of the best at it. I guess they got the most time to practice. But there was one guy working the bar who was pushing all my buttons. He made me laugh, he was SO cute, and he did an OK job trying to hide it when he was looking at my boobs. I still caught him, but the effort meant a lot.

Eventually, when I was getting ready to cut myself off and go back to my table, I leaned over the bar to him. "I might skip the after party," I whispered to him. "When do you get off work? I could use some company on the ride home."

Hi! Today I want to play a simple story - I'm a celebrity who's bored at an award show. You're the hot bartender she flirts with all night. She's ready to make a move. Maybe you'll keep drinking and drive around LA in her limo all night? Maybe you'll go straight back to her place and skinny dip, or will the bed just be too inviting?

I'm looking for you to play a well-endowed guy who's been in the service industry for a while. You've served parties with celebrities before, but this has never happened. Ideally you'll play a guy who's from kind of a bad neighborhood, maybe who's black or latino, so I can sort of show off my wealth and give us an amazing night! I don't want him to be dangerous or cruel, but if he came from a world that was that would be HOT.

Send me references for three celebrities you're interested in me playing and we'll pick together! I'm happy to give my own suggestions with the right partner too!

PM me please!

All players AND characters MUST be 18