I was pulling out all the stops for my birthday. I had rented a mansion in the Hollywood Hills, paid for a bottomless open bar, full catering, a DJ, and what felt like six dozen other fun little things. It had cost a lot, but it was worth it to have someone else worry about the logistics so I could have fun.

And I was having a blast. The part had was a who's who of my famous actor friends. Almost everyone I had invited had managed to make it, and of course there were some people who'd just heard about a good time and showed up.

The party stayed in full swing until almost 2 AM. I was sleeping at the rental house, so I didn't need to worry about getting back home. The champagne flowed all night and everyone was letting go of their inhibitions - I wondered what everyone was getting up to...

Hi! Today I want to write a story about Ana De Armas having a huge Hollywood birthday party and all the things that go on there. I'd be glad to play a lot of different pairings here! Do you want to be the last guest who does shots with Ana and then eats her out on the couch? Do you want to play truth or dare with the younger actresses in the hot tub, or go to the guests who are in their 40s and see if you can make a sexy older friend?

I'm open on who you play, but I love athletes and guys with sexy, strong bodies. I'm not looking to play with a nerdy everyman, I'm looking for someone who's hot! Let's talk about our ideas and who you want to spend time with at the party (or maybe after it!). If you send reference pictures with your ideas, I'll be sure to send mine too!

PM me!