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[f4M] A spaceship crewed by celebs, and you're the captain
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There's a flash of white. "Captain!" You hear shouted in a British accent. You feel hands on you trying to catch you as you fall. You find yourself sat on the floor booking against the light. Slowly you see Emma Watson in front of you in some kind of slutty Star Trek uniform. Actually it looks like you're on some kind of spaceship bridge.

"Captain, are you alright?" She says. She's clearly really real. It maybe you're having a very lucid hallucination.

"I'm sorry Captain." You hear behind you, "The Merah's memory scrambling weapon was too fast I didn't get the shield's up in time."

You look up to see Scarlett Johansson in the same kind of uniform at what is presumably the tactical station.

"We should get you to sickbay." Emma says


What a weird day. Waking up in a world where you're the captain of a space ship where all the crew look like celebrities from your past life and have to follow any order given. What will you do?

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