Seeking someone who can improvise ‘episodes’ of a much raunchier version of the show with me - I’d like it to be minimal plot (which is to say, about as much plot as the actual show has), and similarly tacky or goofy scenarios to get wild and dirty.

Some specific scenes/kinks in mind:

• Emily hosts a French Revolution themed party for a famous jewellery brand. A few student activists with a socialist/ecological mindset decide to come and make her realise how tone-deaf and ironic her ad campaign is. Kinks: public humiliation, bondage (you better believe that fake guillotine Emily arranged is getting put to good use), messy play (people throwing food), possibly freeuse and pee play (if you’re into it too). Clearly, there are many directions we could take this.

• Emily is jealous of her French colleagues’ casual promiscuity, and decides to set up a survey campaign to understand French people’s sexual tendencies. But in reality, it’s a little booth right by the Notre Dame which can serve as her gloryhole for any hot French people that show up. In this one, I’d imagine we could both play as the men, women, and people of diverse genders who come and help Emily gain some ‘insights’ into local sexual trends.

• Emily à la bordel: just something even more brainless, where Emily gets fired by her company, but is addicted to her lifestyle and fashion choices. So she decides to be an escort, starting with classy clients, but slowly descending into being a cheap woman of the night.

I hope to hear from you via Reddit Chat (no DMs), or we can hop over to Discord if you prefer. If you’ve read this far, include “champere” as a password when you text me.

I am 18 and all participants and characters must be 18

Bisous! 💋