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*hokay, here goes the online dating thing once*
*Name: Elizabeth Chase Olsen
*Birthday: February 16, 1989 Aquarius
*Height: 5’6 - making me the tallest Olsen sister
*Hair color: Brunette but most people know me as a red-head :)
*Eye color: Green*
*Breast size: 32B*
*Body type: Just your average girl-next-door who can fly and take Thanos one on one.
*Personality: I’m the Scarlet Witch not the Scarlet Bitch.
*Favorite features: My sense of humor. Obviously.
*Smoking: I live in California.
*Favorite TV show: Jeopardy. I can be ferocious.
*Favorite movie: Mulan. The animated feature, not the live action. Don’t tell that to my Disney overlords.
*Interested in: Non-Assholes*
*Not interested in: Assholes *
*What are you looking for long term? World domination, clearly. I am Darth Vader extending a hand for you to join me. Magic has given me a taste of true power. I also like granting wishes with my magical powers both in and out the bedroom.
*What are you looking for short term? An adventure. Sweep a witch off her feet.
*What are you not looking for in a partner? Ghosting. I’ve had my fair share of partners who can disappear. If you don’t like me, just let me know up front. Also boring people. Life’s too short.
*What are you looking for in a partner sexually? A sense of discovery and communication. To quote a famous philosopher, my body is a wonderland and it’s up to you to uncover it.
*What are you not looking for in a partner sexually? Someone who is too dominant and doesn’t listen. Dicks. They scare me.
*What are you looking for in a partner physically? Beautiful eyes and curvy body. I’m a sucker for femme fatales, emphasis on the femme :)
What are you not looking for in a partner physically. Someone who is too muscular without curves to balance. Sorry if I’m being a … not nice word but a girl’s gotta have her preferences.
Hobbies: Yoga, going to live music concerts, playing with my cat (it is and is not a euphemism) Miles.
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Hi there looking to RP as Lizzie Olsen (Brie Larson, Emilia Clarke, Kiki, Jessica Henwick also can do). Looking for an F or a really articulate M. Looking for a partner who can write 1-3 paragraphs as a response and into finding a connection before sexy-time. Shoot me a message and we can play on discord! I'm also a fan of sending pics :) "I am 18 and all participants and characters must be 18 "
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