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In the world of this RP, a mainstream celebrity going into hardcore porn is still scandalous, but not so much that it’d kill their careers - it’s been normalised just enough that the benefits of having everyone talking about ‘did you hear such-and-such did porn???’ just barely outweigh the risks of being a household name who did porn. Sure, there’s some girls who slip through the cracks, take the risk and never get anything for it, but that’s the price of seeking fame, baby.

And if doing porn is scandalous enough, what about interracial stuff? You know, that thing that’s so scandalous not even some actual pornstars will do it, the thing that was straight I a criminal offence not even sixty years ago. A mainstream celeb taking big black cock on camera, for the whole world to see… Well, the only thing worse than being talked about, is not being talked about.

I have a few scenarios in mind, with a few specific celebrities. I might be open to others.

Amber Heard - A second chance at fame

Jesus, what a shitshow Amber’s life has been lately. In a few short years, she’s gone from having everyone’s sympathy against Johnny Depp, to being revealed as an abusive psychopath, being outed for shitting on her own bed intentionally, more or less losing her highly televised trial, and having intimate (though not nude) photos of her leaked by Elon Musk as he sinks further into his post-twitter tantrum. It seems the only certainty in her life right now is that after Aquaman 2 she won’t be getting much more work.

Not in film and TV, anyway. She’s one of the most gorgeous celebrities out there, it’d be a shame for all that to go to waste. As the vet bills pile up while her dog steps on bees, and owing millions in damages to her ex-husband, if interracial porn is the only place left she can continue making money, well… at least she’s still in the game.

Sydney Sweeney - I’m not racist, I have black friends with benefits

Between Euphoria and White Lotus, Sydney Sweeney has skyrocketed in fame lately, but the job offers have been a little more quiet after the controversy surrounding her mother’s sixtieth birthday. With a cowboy/western theme, guests wearing red caps with the slogan ‘Make Sixty Great Again’, and some wearing ‘Blue Lives Matter’ shirts, the controversy has spiralled out of control. No matter how many times Sydney has tried to tell people that these political slogans & imagery at the event she organised had nothing to do with politics, it’s fallen on deaf ears.

While she’s still doing well for herself, there’s a conservative glass ceiling that’s closing shut above her head, and it seems more and more like the only way to break through it is with a scandalous film shoot of a pair of dark hands groping at her magnificent white chest, as they bounce around each time he thrusts inside her. She’s been reticent to do nude scenes for TV before, she’s not going to like having to do hardcore porn, but unless she wants to settle down at this step on the ladder of fame, she doesn’t have too many other options left.

Jenna Ortega - Goth girls like it black

Jenna Ortega has had a similar sudden rise to fame as Sydney, and a similar sudden fall from grace, but for very different reasons. After her massive success on Netflix’s Wednesday, she committed the ultimate Hollywood faux pas - giving Israel anything less than fawning praise. She stood down from her role in Scream 7 in solidarity with Palestine, and now it looks like she’s more unlikely than ever to find work in the industry again.

Luckily, she has a golden opportunity in a somewhat different industry. Every amateur-hour OnlyFans model has done scenes cosplaying Wednesday Addams; a video of the real deal, in full costume & makeup, getting stretched out around BBC, would blow them all out of the water. Besides, the Blacked market is oversaturated with generic blonde white girls already, a Latina goth should do extra well for breaking the mould.

Kendall Jenner - Kardashian Sextape 2, Black Cock Boogaloo

Poor Kendall, the second-youngest of her generation in the Kardashian dynasty, constantly living in the spotlight but never able to outgrow the shadow of her parents’ and elder siblings’ fame. Sure, she has everything she could ever want, but any girl having all that only ever craves more. She was the highest-paid model in the world, she could wine & dine with A-listers and state dignitaries alike, she has her own brand of tequila, but what does she have that really stands out amongst her wealthy, vapid socialite family?

Then she starts thinking - Kim’s arguably the most famous of her siblings, what did she do to catapult herself to that level of stardom? A sex tape… but specifically, her taking black dick on camera. Long gone are the days of having to set up a grainy video camera on a tripod next to the bed, she could upstage her big sister by taking BBC in every conceivable way, in every possible hole, in a professional studio setting. Besides, she’s got the only set of natural tits in her entire family. And what porn company wouldn’t jump at the chance to have her?

Milly Alcock & Emily Carey - The Greens and the Blacks

House of the Dragon may have been a notable success, but unless they come back for the rare flashback scene, it’s unlikely starlets Milly & Emily will be finding much more lucrative work in future seasons of the show. For such up-and-coming young women, it can feel like their time in the spotlight has already passed so quickly.

Desperate to hang onto their newfound fame, the two women get together for cocktails one night and formulate a plan - They’ll do an interracial threesome, together, or a foursome if they can find a second BBC. Perhaps it’ll be up to the director, actually, but with a bit of alcohol in their system (and some light mutual fingering under the table) they can’t help thinking it’s a very good idea. If they come as a package deal, it should catapult them even further back into the spotlight, right?