To say you were the hot new political thing in the US was an understatement. Your story was like it was written for an over the top tv show: in your youth you’d been a gang enforcer who got caught and sent to jail. Behind bars you’d reinvented yourself, gotten a law degree, and left the criminal life behind. Then you’d become a public defender. Then a city councilman. Now at 33 you were a member of Congress, a loud and forceful voice in the halls of power for those who usually got left behind.

Your social media was appointment viewing. You didn’t always respect decorum. When someone was being a dick, you’d say so. The Republicans all hated you - your criminal past was enough for that to start, but how popular you were meant they couldn’t just write you off.

Because you were young and handsome and visible in a public space, you got to mingle with the Hollywood set a lot. There was always a fundraiser or a benefit someone wanted you to speak at. For a single guy who cared a lot about the world, there were worse things than a fancy party full of pretty women who wanted to talk to you. You were single too, so if things ever escalated beyond just talking…well you could see where those went.

Hi! Today I’m looking for a partner to play an AOC-style male congressman. He’s hot and young and vocal on all the right issues, and generally just the coolest political figure on the scene. He’s single though, and maybe wants to change that!

I’m interested in this guy meeting and starting a relationship with a celebrity, ideally someone younger than him. I’m imagining he’s black and she’s white, so if you’re on board with that you’ll go to the front of the line.

Send me 3-5 ideas of who the congressman might want to date and what city he’s from in your intro! I’m excited to hear from you!

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All players AND characters MUST be 18