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Let me set the scene. We've been talking for a couple weeks, I've been saying all the right things. You show up to my hotel lobby, nervous. As you look around, you feel a strong hand confidently rub the small of your back. You turn and look up and my deep blue eyes and beaming, mischievous smile. I lead you up to my hotel room wordlessly. In the elevator I place single, forceful kiss on your lips with one hand lightly holding your throat, giving you a taste of why you need my touch so badly.
Maybe you've never felt comfortable enough to relax when you've been eaten out. Maybe your partner doesn't do it or sucks at it. For whatever reason you needed me, a short time after our elevator ride, your legs shake as my tongue works it's magic, my fingers exploring and guiding your body where I want it. Finally, I feel the tell tale tension as release and you collapse into a puddle on the bed and pants, "Thank you, sir"
Sound like what you need? I'm in Cedar Rapids, Iowa one night only, on September 14. If you're curious what I look like; Red beard, blue eyes, muscular dad bod, about 5'10". I look forward to seeing you.
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