here's mine! 😂😂😂

nakipag-date ako, tapos may binanggit siyang non-negotiable ko. ayoko talaga ang nag-smoke. hindi ko talaga kaya ipagpilitan yan. though ako lang to, preference ko to. hahaha.

non-verbatim:

"do you smoke?"

"uhhh yea. it's like 3 times in a month."

"ohhh damn, i don't think we're gonna be in a relationship. that's my non-negotiable."

"my name it's been awhile since i did that. not anymore actually. i don't even drink much."

"we'll see. but i don't like guy who smokes."

tapos edi inaya na niya ako umuwi! hahahaha sabi niya "i can't force you." prior to that, super head over heels talaga siya saakin. hahahahaha putangina niya!

eto na nga, pauwi na kami. gabi to at galing kaming mountain lookout. si gago eka saakin sa kalagitnaan ng daan and mind you, walang katao tao at gitna nga siya ng bundok sabi niya "i have something else to do. just ride an uber." PUTANGINA NIYA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA sabi ko "damn not here! can't you see there's no even houses here?" tapos drinop niya ako sa medyo bahayan na at nag uber akong umuwi. hahaha hindi ko makakalimutan ang first ever dating experience ko dito sa Australia. putangina niya!!!! 😂😂

thank you lord, pinakita mo agad anohng budhi meron yung gagong yun! hahahahahahaha