So I really didn’t wanna go to school today and I was already a little sick yesterday, but I knew that it wasn’t sick enough for my parents to let me stay home (even though I don’t get sick often anyway), so I did some research on how to get sick so I could add on to what I had (cold shower with all my clothes on and sitting in front of my fan to dry off with the AC all the way up, and I drank milk) so I woke up in the morning extremely cold, I had a terrible and short sleep, all recipes for sickness. The problem is I knew I still wasn’t sick enough so to fit the bill I put some balled toilet paper in my nose to sound more congested. The thermometer was also really messed up giving a really inaccurate reading that was way below what it should be, so my parents couldn’t even use that to determine my sickness. Now usually parents would just say you can stay home so they can figure it out or whatever they do, but my parents would probably never do something like that, so once I finally just said that I’m sick and I wanna stay home my dad said he and I are going to the hospital since he’s sick too. ?! That doesn’t even make sense! Now I’m going to the hospital in a little less than 2 hours and I know I’m not hospital level sick and I don’t wanna waste the doctor’s time or get caught, so does anyone have a way to get even more sick or at least get a really stuffy nose in less than 2 hours?