I’ve been touching salt shakers every day for over 10 years...because I’m an idiot

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I wasn’t sure where to post this. When I was in 6th or 7th grade, I got dehydrated during football practice. After the first instance, it began occurring fairly regularly, even though I had increased the amount of water I’d drink throughout the day. I ended up seeing a doctor, who told me I just needed to make sure I was staying hydrated and to, quote, “touch a salt shaker once or twice a day.”

So, every day for the last 12-13 years, I’ve always made a point of quite literally touching a salt shaker at least once. Not using the salt shaker (unless I’m cooking dinner I don’t usually salt things).

Today, a friend and I were out to lunch and he saw me tap the salt shaker. He has since made me feel like a moron.

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