Obligatory mobile.

This is the story of how i trolled most of my classmates in 11th grade.

It was December 2015 and my family and I moved out of the only home Ive ever known. We stayed in town, only moved 1/4 mile. My younger siblings had to change schools, but I didn't.

But I did start a new semester after winter break, which meant new classes. On the 1st day of the new classes, everyone introduced themselves. I, for fun, told them I just moved to their town. (Technically true). They asked where I came from, and i gave them a vague summary of the town we were in.

For the entirety of the following semester, i constantly went on about how much of a POS my old school was. Saying things like 'This is how yall do xyx? Back at my old school they did xyz another way.'

A week before school let out for the summer, I dropped the bomb in all my classes.

Hey everyone, you know how i only been here like 4 months? And i constantly crapped on the school i went to before this, while never dropping a name for either the school or the city? Well, I only moved 1/4 of a mile. Im from [Same Town] and ive been talking trash about YOUR SCHOOL!

All of them were surprised, but nobody got offended, because what i said about the school was true. Everyone knew it.

Good times.