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What is the funniest / craziest "florida man" story you've ever heard / read?
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lilketchupacket is in Florida
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I just want to laugh or get bewildered. Funniest I have seen so far is "florida man breaks into house to shave cats head and left without stealing anything"

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Oh, this'll be fun cause I'm in FL.

My roommate has been seeing a lady at his job and after a few months/weeks, she started sabotaging his relationships with coworkers, accusing him of cheating and starting fights with him for talking to other people while he's on the phone with her. Turns out she has a pretty serious coke habit and uh, ended up stabbing him yesterday after supposedly mending things from their last fight.

So, more of a Florida woman story but I think it still counts considering all the things she did leading up to the stabbing.

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