Okay, hear me out. I've been working from home for a while now, and I've noticed a disturbing pattern with my cat, Mr. Whiskers.

Every time I have an important Zoom meeting, he seems to know. And he's not just casually wandering into frame - oh no, this feels calculated.Here's the evidence:

1. As soon as I put on my "work shirt" (let's be honest, it's just the top half), he starts meowing incessantly.
2. The moment the meeting starts, he jumps onto my desk and positions himself perfectly in frame, giving everyone his best "Blue Steel" look.
3. If I try to move him, he lets out the most pitiful meow, making me look like a monster to my colleagues.
4. He has an uncanny ability to hit the mute button with his paw right when I'm about to make an important point.
5. Last week, he knocked over my coffee mug during a client presentation. The client thought it was hilarious and now wants to see Mr. Whiskers in every meeting.

I swear, at this rate, he'll be running the company by next quarter. Has anyone else's pet developed a weird obsession with their Zoom calls? Or am I just slowly losing it to cabin fever?