So, I’ve come to a conclusion that might change the way you view your laundry. For the past few months, I’ve been losing socks at an alarming rate. I swear, my laundry basket is a portal to another dimension where socks just disappear. The other day, I pulled out a perfectly matched pair of socks only to find that one had vanished within seconds. I even checked the dryer like a detective on a mission.

I’m beginning to suspect that mine socks are staging a rebellion. Either that or they’ve developed a taste for adventure and are sneaking out of the house when I’m not looking. If anyone else has faced this sock apocalypse or has any theories about where they go, please share. Meanwhile, I’m considering installing a security camera in the laundry room.

Or maybe I should just accept that mine socks have a secret life I know nothing about.