Today is not my day but hopefully will give some entertainment to someone. I work nights, got in and just rushing around like usual trying to organise everything before cracking on…knocked my 2 litre water jug on the floor. Usually I drink the whole thing by the end of the night so I cleaned it all up which took ages…then went and ordered 4 1 litre bottles of fizzy flavoured water from Uber eats. I get thirsty, don’t judge! Anyway I open one of those and it exploded in fizz all over me. So I spent the next 5-10 minutes drying my T-shirt with a hand dryer in the bathroom.

Anybody else had a day where things just go wrong like that?