So,

I've got 5 days to myself, no wife,no kids,a half pound of cocaine,a bag of rocks,a few 8 balls and a shit ton of heroine....really..I don't have any of that..

What i do have is a ton of time on my hands and I want to know from you find people what I, a fantastic husband should do to impress the fam when they get home, so as to show that I did not just sit around, masturbate and play video games the entire time.

My plans so far:

Hang clothesline Lay Faux stone around our foundation Make a high planter box to plant flowers Fix broken screen(thnx,godamnit cats) Drink beer in the hammock Light a fire Drink beer around fire.

Thanks everyone!