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[SCS] Another Salty Corporal Poem
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roguereider1 is in SCS
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My last poem seemed to do well, so I present a second one. Enjoy, happy scs.

Listen up young no hook,
I know you’re fresh and new,
Listen to this salty corporal,
You’ll find out what to do.

If your master’s yelling at you,
Just take it and shut your mind.
Should it happen that you snap back,
We the juniors wear the fine.

If your Sergeant says to do it,
Just go and get it done.
Trust me as I tell you this,
They can make your day unfun.

I know our job is sometimes,
Naught but belt-fed cock.
So spit first or grab some lube,
Lest on the Warrant’s door you knock.

From there on up it’s only brass,
Kindly say your sirs and ma’ams,
And keep out of their eyesight,
As best you think you can.

Lastly the two hook privates,
Salty shitpumps just like me,
Technically we’re your superior,
But have no authority.

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