Hey all, happy SCS. Do "we" need unit briefs, or does the "unit" need unit briefs...?

One whole day of unit briefs,
'Til I turn my brain back on.
Maybe I can skip out on one,
By hiding in the john.

Tight pack chairs like can sardines,
Lack of coffee in my cup.
Sign the in sheet for my Sergeant,
They won't be showing up.

Rad Safety is starting strong,
Particles, and Ion rays.
Alpha, beta, get-me going,
At least it's not 2 days.

PSP then up to say,
For my health I need to care.
They offered outdoor equipment,
Got my attention there.

Padre Pitter Pater Pete,
Got right up to bless our mind.
By emphasising mental health,
To relax, and unwind.

Safety next before the break,
Run right out to hack a dart.
Just get back to my seat to see,
The CO's new flow chart.

Making it to question time,
The last exit ramp to home.
But Warrant has their hand way up!
I'll let my mind to roam.