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You: “no reason; friend sent me a funny meme🤐”
Your friends: “you seem happier nowadays; why is that?”
You: “I don’t know… maybe because I’ve been sleeping better? 🤐”
That one friend: “you’ve been getting laid haven’t you?”
You: “oh, hubby learned a new move or two 🤐”
Let me be the real reason behind all those things. Let me be the one behind all those sneaky smiles, sneaky side glances before opening up telegram, lip bite when you’re in the mood…🙈
I want to be that one constant that you can always fall back on. I’m not here to replace your main, I’ll gladly be your side piece for a day or two. Maybe more. Who knows maybe you’ll brag about me when you confess to your elder care nurse 🤷🏻♂️.
About me: East Asian 35M, 6ft tall, brown honest eyes, married, respectable career (I work from home so I got the time), no kids, 1 dog, slim/swimmer build, I’ve got tattoos; if I’m not your type, best of luck to your search, I’ve had luck on here before and this won’t be my first rodeo. Opsec will be above all else.
You: be married, no preference on if you have kids or nah, be available, be around my age; not trying to be Leonardo or Drake. I’m more attracted to personality over looks. And Opsec is the most sexy… be Opsexy 🤪
Thanks for reading it through; here’s a potato 🥔 for your troubles.
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