Seeking a married or otherwise attached female. I’m not picky about body types.

You have time to invest in this.

Your introduction is more that two or three words.

You’re not selling, trust me, I’m not an interested buyer. Sales pitch me at your own risk.

If you have kids, we will have a further understanding.

Big eyes, big smiles, those get noticed first.

Humour and sarcasm are a language to me, I am not easily offended unless the jokes are really bad, like Jo Koy at the Golden Globes.

I have done this before, successfully, and I’m aware of the time and effort required to make this work.

I’m not perfect, but know the differences in there, their, and they’re.

I’m not looking to change things in my life. I’m looking to enhance what I have and hopefully do the same for you.

Hopefully we are lucky enough to be local, luck has to change at some point, right?

Telegram > Kik, snap, and all the rest.

I can converse normally, then have a steamy hot bedroom session, and return to regular talk.

When those sexually charged moments happen, you’re not afraid to share a picture here or there.

Your availability is similar to mine. Available through the day. More than available at night.

Sexually, you’re submissive and believe that a dominant that earns your consent, and trust is truly sexy. As well as his confidence.

I’m 43. I’m tall, I have dark features, and I’ve been called handsome by ladies other than my mom.

I’m in the EST. I’m looking for similar time zones. I’m sorry European ladies, you’re amazing, but the time change is tough.

Like me, you’re searching for someone who you want to sneak away just to say hi to.

If this isn’t something you feel, just say so, I know I will.

Let me know if I’ve missed anything.