Here's an exhaustive list of the other things I need:

First Expansion version 1.0

Fourth Expansion version 1.1 no sticker

Fifth Expansion version 1.1 sticker

Sixth Expansion version 1.0 printed

The words, “printed”, “made”, “no sticker”, or “sticker”, means that expansion has “Printed in China”, “Made in China”, or the absence/presence of an authenticity sticker respectively.

Popsicle sticks with jokes, Absurd box with 100 duplicate cards, Greetings From China divider card, biggest blackest dick card missing the T, CAH monopoly flyer, every CAH display at Target, Holiday hole sticker, okcookie box and fortunes, 6 Midterm voting info pamphlets (have Texas), A Canadian apology letter, a fascism pack with the “Runining” error corrected, CA conversion kits (black and white logo with newer cards and grayscale logo with older cards), a “Go fuck yourself.” card handed out at pax 2014, and pax 2015 popsicle pack wrappers or complete with popsicles still in them.

Also, an authentic Hanukkah LOL pack and a safe opener card would be lovely.