I want to gather some of the exclusive packs to complete my collection. I still need the House of Cards expansion, the Fascism pack, the Tabletop expansion, the Desert Bus for Hope pack but only if they're official CAH cards, and any PAX cards. These are listed in order of importance to me from the most to the least.

First of all I've got money, so if you want to sell any legitimate copies of the things above I'll gladly buy them. As for trades, I have the original bigger blacker box and everything that comes with it (card extracted and included), an Unofficial Scorebook for Cards Against Humanity from Barnes and Noble, about 300 blank cards from different sets, a Blackbox press kit with a damaged pin and slightly dented exclusive CAH card, two Cards and Punishment volume one packs but both of the "Pineapple-infused cum" cards were manufactured with a bunch of little dents in them otherwise they're brand new, a Cards and Punishment volume two pack brand new however it was opened to check it's contents, a Crabs Adjust Humidity Omniclaw edition only used once, any of the expansions sold online however they're all opened, I'll buy any packs that are u.s. exclusive and ship them overseas, an extra post trump pack unopened, an extra target retail pack unopened, two 69" Do Not Buy This Product boxes and the silver "the even biggest, blackester dick" cards that come with them, two unopened v1.6 u.s. base sets, the newer bigger blacker box with all 3 cards cut out and included, an empty travel caseling case that holds about 1600 cards and has served me well over the years but I've got a new home for my cards now, a sloth card if you must take my child, and finally one of each concert against humanity swag bags minus the reject pack 2. I don't really want to sell anything only because most of what I'm looking for can't exactly be bought legitimately. I can also piece things out. Feel free to offer.