This should not be this hard… looking for someone to hook up with my wife on a relatively regular basis.

I made a Telegram account for my wife and I have given that to two guys. She talked to the first guy for about a month and we were starting to plan meetup dates and times… he flaked because his wife almost caught him taking pics to send to my wife.

She recently started to talk to another guy and he seems great but his response time isn’t doing it for us. We are looking for a guy who can chat regularly for a couple weeks until she feels comfortable before meeting in person. More importantly, she is looking for a guy that will keep chatting between meet-ups. We are looking for her to have a “friends with benefits” type situation. It won’t work if you and her don’t get along as friends and it won’t work for me if she doesn’t think it is a good fit.

If you message me, we will chat for a couple days and, if you seem like a good fit, I will give you my wife’s Telegram. You will have to send me a pic in the chat of your shirtless torso… if you want to send more than that, it will help her make a more educated decision. If I give you her Telegram, she will send pictures of herself within the first few messages so you know what you’re getting into; trust me, you won’t be disappointed. Before we even get to that point, I am happy to verify over Reddit chat.

We are looking for a guy who is married or in a long-term relationship for cleanliness reasons. We have been together for almost 15 years and have only been with each other since we started dating.

To have a chance you must be:

1) 30 – 45 or so

2) In good/decent shape, not overly skinny, not fat, and have at least a somewhat strong-looking physique.

3) Able to message frequently throughout the day. This keeps her interested and keeps me interested in keeping this going.

4) Be within about an hour or so of Farmington, CT and be able to meet up regularly. First couple hotel rooms are on me; we can talk about it if it goes as long as I hope it does.

She is legitimately the sweetest person you’ll ever meet and I honestly think she is a 10, physically. Don’t be a dick. If she chats with you via Telegram, and you two get along, please don’t be an asshole and just randomly stop chatting. If you’re afraid of your wife or girlfriend finding out, just don’t message in the first place. I’ll share a verification pic very early in our chat.