My family and I have horses at our home, because my parents like having horses (caring for them, riding etc). My father in particular likes to ride in our pretty rural area. And due to the horses shitting while riding, a company felt the need to put up a sign that prohibits riding in the forest (they do something with gas or so). My father though didnt like to have this prohibition, so he proceeded to go there in the night, remove the sign and put in the trunk of his car. The next day of work he threw it in a dumpster in the city he works in, about 1 hour drive away, so they couldnt track him

Also when he built our house he misjudged how much room he has, because again there was a sign (for the beginning/name of our village), so he took it and put it a few meters down the road so he has more room for our driveway.

TL;DR: my father doesnt like signs

Edit: i always try to smuggle communist propaganda in the political diet of my family ofc, hope comes to his senses one day