AM I DOING THIS RIGHT!?!?ONE?

(I am filling in on behalf of /u/orangeslash due to a personal conflict.)

Today's theme is WEEK 1 IN COLLEGE FOOTBALL! Want to mock your opponent for scoring? Want to mock your own team for not scoring? Want to mock yourself for blacking out after "only" a case of Natty Light? Lightweights... Here's your chance!

Rules:

*Must be done in MS Paint. Photoshop is great but this thread is for the beauty of squiggly-mouse paintbrushes.

*Mark all NSFW content as such, please.

*There is no minimum of artistic skill required and 'bad' art is encouraged, but a little effort will probably get you more attention.

Obligatory plug for /r/cfbball, a CFB/MS Paint community with balls!

Next Week's Theme?

As previously announced, we will be doing weekly threads for the previous weekend of games...I guess you can guess what's going to be here in a week! (For those of you who didn't catch on, it's "Week 2 in college football")

Top 3 posts from last week, CFB in an Alternate Universe (my default is to sort by "top"):

1. This may or may not scar both sides. by /u/IlllllI

2. In a perfect world. by /u/fitzmauricet

3. Lovin ass spurrier. by /u/el_diabIo

Last week's thread for posterity.