Hello future affair partner/friend/chat buddy!

I'm a 49 year old Married Male in open marriage looking for a longer term discreet friendship with someone in Sydney or Melbourne. I would like someone I can chat to regularly, joke with (hit me with your best memes), flirt with, and hopefully, eventually, find ways to meet.

What I am looking for: I am looking for someone wanting to build an emotional connection/friendship first and then see where it goes. I am based on the Lower North Shore of Sydney, however I am also down in Melbourne a lot for work so someone based there that is keen to meet up for good wine and fine dining would also be ideal.

About me: Mostly happily married and that isn't changing. I'm well-educated, have a professional career as a financial services executive. Financially independent and love travelling to exotic places around the world. I am 5ft 8 have short brown hair and brown eyes, hilarious, kind hearted and just all around amazing hah. I'm capable of stringing together sentences with actual words, using your and you're correctly. I can also promise that messages from me are guaranteed to be witty, flirty and have depth. I will treat you with respect and I promise no games.

About you: Ideally I am looking for someone married or in a LTR in a similar situation (I'm going to be pretty skeptical about singles but i can be convinced with the right person i'm sure) in Sydney or Melbourne. Someone that is discrete, emotionally intelligent and knows what they want. Hopefully you are also witty, kind and intelligent.

Hope my first go at an ad hasn't sent you all running. if anyone actually read through all this and still want to take a chance please send me a message.