First and foremost this is mostly for me to get it off my chest in a healthy environment, so thanks for that fellas.

So I have a couple friends (we’ll call them A and B), both attractive women both married and neither in the lifestyle (as far as I know), and they’re both married to what I would consider mid tier men. They’re good guys, but not overly physically or intellectually impressive.

Girl A has an issue where her husband does not want children and she is running out of time to change his mind.

Girl B has an issue where her husband has had a vasectomy but she is now wanting to have more kids.

Guy A (me) is having an issue where every time I’m around either of them my whole brain is screaming GIVE THEM BABIES BRING THEM IN TO THE TRIBE GIVE THEM BABIES BRING THEM IN TO THE TRIBE GIVE THEM BABIES BRING THEM IN TO THE TRIBE and it’s driving me bananas.

It’s like there’s a tiny Viking driving my brain and he sees fertile lands and there’s no steering him off course. Every time I’m around either one of them I want to take their hand and say “honey don’t you want to know what it’d be like to have a man take you to bed with the express intent of fulfilling your biological imperative????” It makes me want to run through a wall. It makes me want to declare war on their little husbands. It makes me want to start a goddamn eat red meat and make babies commune.

Anyway personal rant over! It’s not that important 😂 and again, these are real people so I’m not looking for some kinda horned up fantasy advice, just needed to verbalize it 😂