So, I [47 zemale] was just finishing up an 11 hour day at my graphic design job for a well known cinnamon bun kiosk working on a big presentation for my boss [54, 144/78 BP]. Anyways there was a great luncheon spread with some of the snackies [ham, proshooto, olives <pimento stuffed>] that go best with bubly. My favotire is pineapple (of course).

Anyways, in the middle of my [26 female] presentation my phone [iphone 15 litemax ] went off with new notifications from the r/bubly subreddit, that a new bublypost was catching some major traction.

It was then that I noticed the discrepancies in capitalization between the can and the internet forum website (est. 1985). My (45 male) eyelid started twitching and I grabbed the 24 pack of peach bubly and hurled it into the flatscreen powerpoint display (74" LCD) smashing it and sending sparks everywhere in what my boss said was a truly infantile display of self-control.

Anyways, I (17 unemployed) told my wife I lost my job, and now shes left me and took the kids lime and raspberry to their uncle in laws. Need help thx.