Sitting here having a cuppa and pondering, as I know there are going to be guys that are going to try and slide into the DMs even with the title asking for a Female but, alas I have come up with it. Lads, you can join my wife as soon as the 10 Million Dollar check clears into a nominated bank account 😆 it's just basically not going to happen for more than 10 reasons, but good luck lads, hopefully you got this far, had a chuckle and have some great luck as some of you are legends I am sure...

We are a long term and down to earth couple just looking for some down to earth conversation, belly rolling laughs, good food ( better when camping ) and some all night long earth-shattering sex to be blunt ( speaking of 😌💨 ).

We are all about after-care and conversation and an adamant attitude that if at anytime, any party feels uncomfortable or unsure we stop, chat and go from there but everyone shall always be heard! All seriousness, we have a busy normal life but always happy to make that time for that someone.

And I have waffled on enough. If this got your attention feel free to DM me and open to a chat.

Cheers ✌️