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I’ll open up by saying that I am a natural skeptical, so I have high doubts I’ll get any pings, BUT eh, I might as well at least try.
I am a 30 year old guy living in Brisbane looking for a girl interested in a casual fling, maybe even a few dates to determine if we have more than just sexual chemistry, who knows maybe, just maybe I could turn out to be that guy you have wanted to be in a relationship with a very long time.
All I ask are a few things:
You have been recently tested for any STD’s and are clean as a whistle(I know I have a right to know before proceeding)
You at least have some D Cups(I like girls who’s tiddies are big enough to get handy with)
You don’t have kids(I have heard many stories of little kiddos walking into their parents room while they were having sex and while SOME are hillarious, nonetheless it’s embaressing when it happens)
Your not a tranny(That would kill my libido in a nanosecond)
I also should note that I’ma virgin, sooooooo, yeah.
(Wait, hold up, your a 30 year old virgin, jesus christ, you REALLY need to get laid) Just me having a joke at my own expense.
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