So far I've only posted positive experiences I've had in AMPs. I thought it's only fair to call out some of my less complimentary experiences. Again this is my own personal experience with one girl who works there, and does not reflect on the whole industry! This is also one of my first visits to a massage parlour, so I was very inexperienced with what to expect.

First on the I'm never coming back list is LMH in indooroopilly.

The good is there's plenty of parking at the rear of the building, and its best to go via the back door, as the front door faces the indro train station platforms. It's an old house refurbished nicely with big rooms.

Girls available were mainly south American. My visit there with a Columbian was poor to say the least. She was gorgeous to the eye with a huge latina booty. Oh how very wrong this turned out to be for this innocent wide eyed novice. I booked for the hour, paid the house fee. Got to the room, the stripped off, face down and waited my massage. And waited, and waited. About 15mins later, no apology, no word on if time would be compensated or added on in the end, just starts with the meekest massage you will ever have. I'm pretty sure she was on her phone for most of it. Had zero chat, never asked how strong I liked the massage. Zero communication from the girl. 15minutes later she signals to turn over. Something i have learnt since this visit is south american girls are Gorgeous girls who think they have golden pussies. Charging double what an Asian girl would have charged.

Shocked with the price, and unimpressed with the service I just asked for a refund for the rest of the time, to which she refused and stubbornly kept me in the room. I got dressed but the girl was a nightmare to deal with and only let me out after threats of getting authorities involved. Didn't bother with the refund as I was just relieved to get out.

Lesson learned. Never returning.

In future if it's a new shop I haven't been to before or a new girl, I only go in for 30mins to try the place out and walk if I am not pleased with something.

Happy punting lads!