Who would have thought being a moderator would be such a drag?

When I started this up, I didn't realise that I would be spending my days banning women, booting underage kids, druggies and people trying to make a buck. I'm a casual sex worker, so if I cannot use the page to make cash, neither can any of you. (I NEVER CHARGE REDDITORS).

If you throw a $ sign into your post, it will be removed.

If your post talks about green, cloudy, wired, or any of those other cute phrases for getting high, you're gone. Amyl is okay, but who the fuck wants to invite a meth head to their home?

If you say that you are a teen or your nickname indicates, you MUST state your age in the heading or body of the advert. Everyone wave to the friendly police watching....please stop by, so I can blow you to thank you for your service.

SAY WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE HERE FOR!!!!

• Are you looking to suck dick?
• Are you looking to get sucked?
• Are you looking for mutual?
• Can you host?
• When are you available?
• Some sort of a description (of more than your dick) will help, if you don't want to post a photo.
  Me, for example.... I don't care what your legal age is. I prefer over 35s, but not set in stone. I don't really care what you look like, as long as you are under 100kg (also not set in stone, but I assess on a case by case basis).
• If you are part of a hetero-couple, I will no longer tolerate any mention of your female partner. Women already dominate the web. Take it somewhere else.

If the entire content of your post is four or five words in the subject line, it will be removed. Make some sort of effort . If you are looking for fucks, it is okay. I'd rather we stayed on the subject, but I'm okay with peoples' levels of comfort/kinks. Crossdressers, sissies, transfolk are all welcome here, but if you look too much like a cis woman in the ad, you'll want to specify that you are a CD, Sissy or trans (not my cuppa, but some of you look fantastic). This is to mainly keep us mods from accidently removing your posts.

I welcome you to post stories, articles, pictures, etc about sucking cock.

If your post is ever removed, I'm happy to discuss why. Send me a DM. If you've been banned, you can figure it out for yourself. I will not respond. Sorry if this comes off as being a hardarse, but I'm actually a pretty chill guy.