June 19th, 2015

Brickton Meeting #46

Council Present:

Elder Almo

Elder Mason

Lordly Figures Present:

Lord Roamin

Elder Mason: Welcome, ladies and gents, to the Brickton District Meeting. First off, we have some topics. As you might have noticed, our town hall as been fireproofed. With the quartz, instead of logs. I like the little ankhs, too. Anyway, let's hop to our next topic. It appears the golem population has reached it's maximum.

-I ended up spilling some ink on my notes, I cannot decipher what they say here-

Elder Mason: Or at least... temporarily.

Thor: Are you planning to kill all the golems?

Elder Mason: Oh no, but their creation has been slowed for the time being.

Anymore questions?

Alrighty next topic.

Game nights! So as stated last meeting, we wanted this to become a thing.

Or, I did, so you do too.

So let's setup the first game night, shall we?

If the meetings stay as they are now, on Fridays, we have the option of doing it right after. We also need a game to play.

Any suggestions?

Penguin: Uhh.. Tabletop?

SandSkiff: Coe's Quest 2: Electric Boogaloo

Voltage: Minigames.

Thor: Hide and seek!

Elder Almo: Westshire Roulette.

Elder Mason: For a start, we may want something free, just to get the ball rolling. CAH is always a hit. Maybe minigames to start off with? Hypixel is good. Let's make a little vote to thin this down.

-The meeting comes to the decision to start with Cards Against Humanity, do some DvZ, and then minigames-

Elder Mason: Now time wise.. After the meeting, after UR Live, or Sunday.. Thoughts?

Penguin: Not after UR Live, all the Brits will be asleep.

Elder Mason: Good point. So after the meeting or on Sunday.

-Maverick the Ex-Thief runs onto the stage, jabbing Mason in the ribs with his elbow-

Elder Mason: Max, please.

Maverick: Maverick.. sound it out with me.

Elder Mason: The prick on stage.

-Crowd suggests Maverick see a doctor about those first-degree burns-

Elder Mason: We're also looking at starting up events.

So things like Pally-Con and Cross-District interactions will be on the rise.

-Maverick the Ex-Thief continues to make trouble-

Elder Mason: We were looking at upgrading the Town Hall for space.

SandSkiff: BRICKTON GUILD PLOT?

Elder Mason: CONFIRMED. It's been a long time coming.

The plot will have a meeting room large enough for a Cross-District meeting as well.

So we may now look to host!

-Niblexis runs into the Town Hall, green boots on, launching around followed by the undeniable sound of Lord Justin's catchphrase-

Niblexis: Did you guys cover that sick new SWAMMIE MAGIC?

Elder Mason: So many kelps. Swammie magic is now a thing.

-Niblexis humble-brags about having 125 swammie essence left-

Elder Mason: More research is needed into this phenomenon.

But as always, swammies are illegal.

The reconstruction project has been fantastic. Keep building those factories and houses!

Next topic, the Grove is all pretty and stuff. Obviously it's just a phase. But expect more Grovian neighbors in the meantime.

-Lord Roamin tries to enter stealthily, but fails-

Lord Roamin: Would this meeting area replace the current city hall?

Also why has the quartz infestation not been removed and replaced appropriately?

Elder Mason: I thought we just fireproofed the place.

Lord Roamin: That was actually treated wood, so we were safe.

Elder Mason: Well, I suppose we could replace it at a later date.

Anyway, we're all out of topics! Next up are announcements!

Thor: Um, hello. If any of you know Good Guy Mike, you know he has an island nation.

I have joined his nation, but I am still a Bricktonite at heart, and I am here to request donations.

If you would like to donate please contact me!

Schacherl: Hello Brickton! I have two announcements...

Actually...

forget it...

Bun Parser is dead!

Elder Mason: He died a while ago.. then we got another! Then it died again..

Applesause: Okay, I'm gonna do something I haven't done in a while..

Awards!

So let's get started. "Least amount of stomach acid in their body." award.

Penguin!

Second award is "bird". And the winner is.. Mason!

The final award is "Best worst person ever." And the winner is...

-Applesause runs away into the sunset

..And then runs back-

Applesause: CONGRATS THOR YOU WIN.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyFQVZ2h0V8

Sable: Hello all, just a short notice.

I've just opened my tavern, the Shielded Squid, next to the Paladin HQ, and I need hires.

I have some applications for barkeeps or tavernwenches, if you are interested, I can toss some applications all around.

Thank you!

Sammy: Okay so.. I was gonna be met here by my.. OH SHIT, TED GET UP HERE!

Elder Mason: Tag team?

Sammy: KIT

Ted: IS MISSING

Sammy: Queen Kit has been missing! FOR 10 DAYS!

Ted: 10.. TEN.

Sammy: THAT'S A LOT OF DAYS.

Ted: BIG NUMBER.

Sammy: BIIIG! If you see Kit!

Ted: CONTACT ME.

-Niblexis struts onto the stage, filled with dat swammie swagger-

Niblexis: Sup scrubs. Quest Guild Expedition, tonight @9PM EST. Meet up at the guild hall if you're comin'.

Elder Mason: That's about it! Questions?

Penguin: Who gave you guys the quartz and stuff?

Elder Mason: Brickton residents only, thank you.

-Salt intensifies-

Elder Almo: Is the meeting over yet?

-The answer Almo was looking for was yes, yes it is over, Almo-

Elder Mason: That's it, goodnight! Get out! Drive safe!