June 26th, 2015

Brickton Meeting #47

Council Present:

Elder Almo

Elder Mason

Elder Almo: Okay, hello everyone. First order of business, great job to Sammy for stalling for us. Kelps all 'round!

-The crowd kelps excitedly-

Elder Almo: Second, if at any point Elder Mason would like to take over, he is more than welcome.

-Elder Mason walks into the town hall, he bumps into some chairs, appearing to be drunk-

Elder Mason: Woops. Ey ladies and gents, welcome to the Brickton meeting.

-Mason's words are obviously slurred-

Elder Mason: We are focusing on tourism this week! With this, we are making a welcome video for all the newcomers! We need a phrase to cap off the whole thing, something that describes us.

Schacherl: Fire Hardened.

-The crowd kelps intensely at this burst of ingenuity-

Elder Mason: I like it, problem solved.

Next up! I think it's about time we have a culture contest!

If you have been on the letterpress at some point in the last few months, you would notice our banner has been largely the same for a while.

We need a banner to beautify our posts.

More details, such as size and themes will be coming soon. Also, if it doesn't have bricks on it, don't send it in.

Nnnnneext up! The Dwarven District had a few things they'd like to address.

Fitz Stoneheart: Hello! I am Fitzdepl Stoneheart, the Minister of Law in Dwarven District. I run the Dwarven Constable Dept.

Now, the reason I am here is because at our previous meeting someone from Brickton ran into our meeting and screamed that Brickton was going to 'nuke' and 'attack' Dwarven District.

-What in the world is nuking?-

Fitz Stoneheart: We understand this may be some lone radical, but we wish to ask the government her for any knowledge on this. If you have any information on this, please let me know.

Elder Almo: Fitz, if you would like I could have a meeting with you afterwards, with the rest of the Elders as well.

Fitz Stoneheart: One other thing, many dwarves are concerned with something else. Many think the sigil (logo) on the letterpress of yours is a demonic sign, and that you work with demons to do your bidding.

-Dankest Swampts must flow through Dwarven District like water-

Fitz Stoneheart: Dwarves want to know, sometimes it looks like it has eyes. Is it a demon you worship? Many dwarves want to know.

Elder Mason: Don't poke it's eyes!

Fitz Stoneheart: So you refuse to tell us?!

-Elder Mason rushes to the main stage in a hurry-

Elder Mason: Thank you, Fitz, that's all the time we have for today! Heh..

Moving on. Guild plot, we're working on it.

Next up! At the X-District meeting we're getting reports that they are talking about a regional animal and tree. So we need to put together our regional animal and tree.

Any suggestions? That aren't bears?

I'm a Traitor: Brick and brick.

-Definitely not a traitor-

Elder Mason: Perfect. Moving on. Brickton is known for it's brick-oven pizzas. We require Brickton's official pizza topping! I'm thinking extra cheese.

Ninja Guy: Brick dust.

I'm a Traitor: Stamina potion.

Mini Cookies: Ham?

Cookie Face: Cookies!

Elder Mason: Bricks cut in the shape of pepperoni?

Elder Almo: Bits of Cloud Kingdom's cloud might make a good topping.

Schacherl: Yes! Sky Brickton should share in our heritage.

Elder Mason: Bleh, sounds a bit too salty for my taste.

-The crowd explodes in a sound-barrier shattering "Oooooooh!"-

Elder Mason: That's about all! Time for announcements! If you have something to say, gather up by Almo.

Mini Cookies: If I may, I just have a question.

Elder Mason: Go ahead.

Mini Cookies: So about game night, which day will that happen? Or is it not decided yet?

Elder Mason: Wow, that almost slipped my mind, thank you.

-It appears the alcohol is taking it's toll on our dear Elder's mind.

Elder Mason: So we were thinking about having it Saturdays? Around 7 or 8 EST, maybe earlier if we have an EU population.

So we ignore UR Live streams and go anyway, or move it to Sunday.

Heck, we could have it after meetings on Friday.

So we're looking at sometime on Friday?

-Meeting is interrupted by a trenchcoat wearing man with some suspicious red liquid splattered on his front-

Master Kloppman: Sorry to interrupt! But, I am going around informing the districts about the Bloody Watchmen.

-The crowd gasps and starts firing off questions, some even raising their hands wildly-

Master Kloppman: The Bloody Watchmen are a group of assassins, led by Vocken.

-Upon hearing the name "Vocken" the crowd reverts their attention back to Mason, obviously losing interest-

Elder Mason: Okay, so how about before the meeting.. say around 5PM EST?

-It should be noted that's 11PM for EU m8s-

Schacherl: Hello! I have an update on the Brickstreet Duck Park project!

It's going slow, but it's still coming along.

I fear I might not have enough funding to put the plots up myself, donations on the Brickstreet Duck Park are welcome.

Elder Mason: That's about it for announcements. Question time! Please raise your hands!

Mini Cookies: How many people actually dressed up as a pirate?

-Mason scans the room, his eyes rolling over people in a drunken manner-

Elder Mason: Let's go with 4.

Anymore questions?

Alrighty! That's a wrap folks!

Go home! Drive safely!