Brickton District Meeting #41

May 16th, 2015

Current Elder Council: 10

Council Present:

Lord:

N/A

Elders:

Elder Pikku

Elder Pichu

Elder Apple

Mediator: Elder Pikku

Scribe: N/A

Elder Pikku: Hi! Welcome to the meeting guys! I wasn't late! Present today we have Elders Pikku, Pichu, and Apple.

<Rockbond makes a rare appearance>

Elder Pikku: this will be a short meeting

<Lots of random talking in the town hall leads to Apple having to have to threaten people's vision>

Elder Pikku: First up, we're planning town hall renovations. Which we collected money for from the fundraiser.

Sid: Still?

Elder Pikku: Yes still. Do you see the new town hall yet? Jeez sid.

Sid: It's all new to me

Elder Pikku: Psh now raise your hand if you want to speak. We are looking to finalise the design soon, but any input would be awesome. You can talk to any of the Council with ideas but it's probably best to talk to Block or Mason. <smiles> Rockbond?

<Schacherl attempts to call for the return of emeraldton>

Elder Pikku: Sid shut up!

Kamorc: On a legit note, I don't really think this place should be renovated, I know that not many of you guys were around at the beginning of it's start but it is functional enough to keep going for awhile and honestly there aren't as many people present at meetings anymore, so why should it be bigger?

Elder Pikku: Like I said, Roamin requested it, and we can't really ignore a direct request, and we are hoping for more people soon! Which brings me on nicely to the next point! You may have heard that we are planning a tourism project.

<Uh I don’t know what happens but there is something involving a swammie and words and noises>

Elder Pikku: we are planning a project designed to encourage more people into the district including a tourism video. which will highlight key areas and landmarks in Brickton. If you have something special you think shows of Brickton spirit. Please speak to a council member, or leave a book in the town hall chest titled "TOURISM STUFF" something like that.

Sand: <Trying to imitate Pikku> Swammies are now legal!

Elder Pikku: Shut up sand. Go away sand. Okay, um yeah we especially want to show off local businesses, so pretty please, don't be shy, and talk to us so we can show off your Bricktonness. Any questions? Yes sammy?

Sammy: Wait. Sorry. My bad.

Elder Pikku: haha okay, Sammy?

Sammy: Could we volunteer other people into this tourism project?

Elder Pikku: um if you think their business shows of Brickton spirit then sure <smiles> So moving on! This is another smoothish link, as we are hoping that come summertime, we will see a population boom in our fair district! Which links nicely to the SUMMER HYPE!

<Hype>

Elder Pikku: we have heard exciting whispers that there will be some new additions to the city. Throughout the next few months, so keep an eye out on the letterpresses and stay active to keep in the know! <smiles> Okay! Now is announcements time! If you have an announcement you would like to make, line up by Elder Pichu. Sid, you're up!

Sid: Let's all go to the lobby! Let's all go to the loooobyyyyy! Let's all go to the lobby! And get ourselves a treat! Delicious things to eat! The popcorn can't be beat! The sparkling soda's just dandy! The chocolate bars and candy! So let's all go to the lobbyyyyy! And get ourselves a treat!

Elder Pikku: Well that was.... something.

Elder Apple: Awards!

<And the crowd goes wild>

Elder Apple: I think you all know the drill by now so we'll start right away. The award for "Best Poptart" goes to… Scribe Pichu.

<A portal is summoned by Sid creating panic and destruction>

Elder Apple: Now, the award for "Best Pants Buckler" goes to... Scribe Pikku!

[Rigged!] <Sid keeps talking about the portal forgetting this is Brickton where we are serious 0 of the time>

Elder Pikku: SID SHUT IT! THESE ARE VERY IMPORTANT AWARDS!

Elder Apple: The award for "Best Lava Lamp" goes to...Scribe Pichu! The award for best song goes to...those guys. Last award, "Best Gumball Machine" goes to... Scarab Pichu!

<Elder Council gets to handling the Mall Portal Refugees>

Elder Pikku: Donate_Books, you're up!

Donate Books: <Points to self>

Elder Pikku: Sammy. nope.

Sammy: Alright, so I can tell you're all pretty hyped ABOUT the marriage of Ted and Kit. They are getting back together.

<People decide to witch the meeting>

Sammy: We need some security in here.

Elder Pikku: GUYS PLEASE, WE ARE TRYING TO HAVE A MEETING! DON'T BE SO DISRESPECTFUL! Right, do we have any other announcements?

<Town hall attempts to form a lynch mob against Sid>

Elder Pikku: oh sorry sammy, you can go after sniper.

Sniper: I wanted to say that. You may have have known me as a villain, a terror.

[I never heard of this guy]

Sniper: But I have changed. I am also looking for a roommate.

Sammy: Anyways, I can tell we're all very hyped about the wedding of Kit and Ted. Amirite? LEMME HEAR YAH!

<Kelps>

Sammy: We don't know when, where, or if it's happening, but we got that hype.

Elder Pikku: Okay if we have no other announcements. We can move on the the Q&A. please raise your hand if you have a question. Sand?

Sand: If sammmy killed 12 dogs on tuesday. And then 3 cats on wednesday. What is the blue?

Elder Pikku: The blue is whatever you want it to be, sand. Pal?

Palamo: Why is this old classic question so much better than the other classic question?

Elder Pikku: because um......yes? sid?

Sid: Why is Schacherl such a yummy derp?

<Pikku winces>

Elder Pikku: Princess Farts?

Princess Farts: I like turtle.

Elder Pikku: Cool. Fartless?

Fartless: Does princess farts fart or is she fartless?

Elder Pikku: was that your question? idk guys. Donate_Books?

<Donate Books points at self>

<Kelps>

Elder Pikku: Sammy?

Sammy: Wat?

Elder Pikku: you raised your hand?

<Firebird runs into the Town Hall and attempts to cry elitism>

Sammy: Oh, sorry. I was streching.

Elder Pikku: oh haha. SC? Princess SC: What is Pichu's skin?

[Mah Immersion]

Elder Pikku: Um...it's... something.

Elder Pichu: THERE. WAS. A. TERRIBLE. ACCIDENT. I don't want to talk about it okay.

Elder Pikku: it's okay Pichu. Apple?

Elder Apple: What is Pichu's skin?

Elder Pikku: see above. Anyone else? Have questions that is? Donate_Books?

<Donate Books points at self>

Elder Pikku: Okay in that case. The meeting is over. drive safely