Brickton District Meeting #40

May 9th, 2015

Current Elder Council: 10

Council Present:

Lord:

Lord Roamin

Elders:

Elder Madiso

Elder Apple

Elder Pichu

Elder Block

Mediator: Elder Madiso

Scribe: Sky

Elder Madiso: Brickton Council Meeting Number blaahh. Welcome people.

Scribe Sky: 40.

Elder Madiso: 40!

[100% Fact: Madiso said]

Elder Madiso: So like all meetings I would like to advice you all to please not spam drinks and such same goes for instruments, or other things that create noises, so let's start off with some normal topics! These will not be raise your hand topics. So just sit back and chill. First off, we have a new census up and running, so be sure to have the person who is running that [Ew] Who is probably here, and has a name. Uhh…

Scribe Sky: Penguin and Sky.

Elder Madiso: Them, so be sure to let them know, and check our letterpress, and put your name down so you can count on things. next up, we have tourism videos being made, so talk to your favorite neighboorhood council member on this topic, after the meeting of course. And finally, today a special building has been made in Mainstreet. This is live news people! A church for Roamin, with the help of Roamin himself, so be sure to check it out! After the meeting. plz. Okay on to discussion! The only topic we have today is the Moova stuff happening. For all of you not in the loop, There is a giant black thing under the portal cloud.

<The crowd calls Madiso racist>

Elder Madiso: Well, was black. Kind of black still. Maybe about 80%. So yeah. Okay so like, a guy with the named Moova said some things, and was flying and stuff and sacrificed people, and then got some guy to do some work for him, and then there was a hill built in Brickton and that's all I know. Also he did stuff with elves or something. So yeah. Discuss m8s.This is where you do raise hand. Skyrunner?

Scribe Sky: Isn't this normal Brickton stuff?

Elder Madiso: No, Drew?

Drew: How black is this thing?

Elder Madiso: Well, black as obsidian can be. Nib?

Niblexis: If there's a hill.,,doesn't that mean Recker's a slave to Moova?

Elder Madiso: Yes. <Le gasps>

Elder Madiso: Pal? Then Sand because sand.

Palamo: Sounds like they are just a bunch of wanna-be criminals.

Elder Madiso: They do, but they are not because they are spooky, and wear robes.

Sand: On a scale of one to ten. How black is black because black?

Elder Madiso: Sand, the scale is broken. Anyone else have questions? No?

Lord Roamin: can you run through all of that again? I wasn't listening.

Elder Madiso: Fine, so like a guy did a thing and then others did a thing

<kelps>

Elder Madiso: and then elves. The end really.

Lord Roamin: Got it.

Elder Madiso: Donate Book?

Donate Books: Donate Books!

Elder Madiso: Dre? Drew?

Drew: If there are elves and science is one then does that mean he is an accomplice?

Elder Madiso: Science, do you care to answer? All eyes on you buddy. Science isn't here. Forget that part.

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdqoNKCCt7A ]

Elder Madiso: Sable?

Sable: I heard something about a giant egg, also, I hear moova is very anti-elf.

Elder Madiso: Ye.

Sable: Whats up with that giant egg thing, any news on that?

Elder Madiso: I think that egg turned into a shrine for the moova guy.

Sable: I see

Elder Madiso: Sable? and Sand? Both at the same time.

Sable: I hear they have a base of operations in Brickton, should we be worried about this?

Sand: What is a "moova" are they like a moving company of some sorts?

Elder Madiso: I don't really think so. It seems that this "moova" guy hasn't been around them.

Sable: Wow, opposite ends of the improtant spectrum there.

Elder Madiso: I think they are a religion Sand.

Sand: Moving company is a religion?

Elder Madiso: Yes. Wild?

WildOrange: SandSkiff its a cult, not a religion, and they are killing strippers in their basement.

<Gasps>

Elder Madiso: Oh I think I was there for that. Drew?

Drew: If you were there are you apart of the cult.

Elder Madiso: No, I was one of the strippers. Sable?

Sable: Do these cultists have any distinguishing features?

Elder Madiso: They have black robes, and they say like "praise moova." Okay no more questions. Sammy?

Sammy: Would joining Moova look good on a resume?

Elder Madiso: No, or maybe. Depends on the job. Okay moving on. Moova is something we will have to wait and see. Next up we have the discussions that you all bring up. So if you have something to talk about, stand behind Pichu in a line please. Nib.

Niblexis: Heya, Alright, so the Quest Guild has an upcoming expedition. We're gonna look for the stronghold. Not the Barrens one. But we will show off the Barrens one because it's cool. Thanks

<Wannabe paladins create a ruckus outside>

Elder Madiso: Thanks Nib.

Elder Apple: So it's that time of the week again. Awards! We've had a productive week in Brickton. So the first award is: best eggplant, and the winner is no one

Elder Madiso: Congrats, No one

Aba: ME <Throws hands in her air like she just don’t care> the winner is me....

Elder Apple: Congrats Aba.

DC: Okay, so I’m here to talk about brickton DvZ. For a while now it really hasn't been a thing, so im looking for suggestions to start it up again. You can post them here.

<Paladin wannabes continue to fight>

Elder Madiso: Whoever is fighting can you please no fight. This is a serious meeting.

[Here in Brickton we never ever joke]

DC: i've already got a suggestion to just make it a game night not just dvz. Well that all just wanted to get feedback and ideas.

Elder Madiso: NEXT!

Sammy: So, books are important to the youth of Dong Dank, so remember to donate books to Donate Books.

Elder Apple: Who?

<Donate Books points to himself>

Elder Madiso: NEXT!

<Arklas> #BlameMadiso -Penguin [I don’t think she said that] <Dropes mic>I am done here.

Elder Madiso: That is all the time we have. Oh Apple, did you want to go up? Too bad. Yes Pichu?

Elder Pichu: There are five fingers on a hand. Why am I right? Discuss.

<Madiso punches fist in hand>

Elder Madiso: Apple go stand and say your thing! I'd rather have that.

Elder Apple: The next one is "Best TS Mod that won't give me my flairs back" and the winner is...Penguin!

Elder Madiso: Congrats Pingu! Okay everyone. Time for the quickfires.

[Madisowhyy]

Elder Madiso: Shoot your questions.

Sid: Why is the meeting so short?

Elder Madiso: Because time.

Elder Madiso: Nib? You don't have to raise hand.

Niblexis: What if they ban bricks?

Palamo: Why is this question better then the last question?

Elder Madiso: Yes to all those questions that I missed.

Sable: On a scale of Awesome to Also Awesome, how does Lord roamin rate?

Elder Madiso: There is no scale for that, Sable.

Sable: And thats why youre the whipping boy, Madiso.

Elder Madiso: Any more questions? Yes no?

Penguin: Why you suck?

Elder Madiso: Because your mom.

[Don’t be rude to Sam it is Mother's Day]

Sand: Why is the sky green?

Elder Madiso: Because Penguin. Sky?

Scribe Sky: I found a sandwich in one of your parks, and I wanted to know why it didn't have any Mayo on it?

Elder Madiso: What?

Sable: This has become far too silly now.

Scribe Sky: Is there something funny?

Sand: Who makes a sandwich without mayo?

Elder Madiso: Good question. Okay, so we have about 30 minutes to kill. Anyone have any ideas?

Scribe Sky: Why do you have to make the meeting go so fast?

Elder Madiso: Gotta go fast. Charlie?

Charlie: I now pronounce everyone in here, except Roamin and I, man and wife.

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFTnFErJEu4]

Elder Madiso: And on that note, welcome to the Brickton meeting guys. Thanks for watching. Drive safely and remember to stay Eggplant.

[And as punishment to Madiso for speeding the meeting: https://youtu.be/uboXPGmEQrM?t=1h57m45s]