Brickton District Meeting #38

April 25th, 2015

Council Present:

Lord:

N/A

Elders:

Elder Penguin

Elder Block

Elder Palamo

Elder Apple

Elder Ender (Somewhere)

Event Organizers:

Event Organizer Mason

Scribe Team

Backup Scribe Sid

Mediator: Elder Penguin

Scribe: Sid

Elder Penguin: Welcome everyone to the 37th Brickton District Meeting! As always, I ask that everyone restrain from spamming. this includes speaking, crying, playing music, eating or drinking, showing any emotions, etc. Elders here today are myself, blockypoo, palomoomonefomo, applesauce, and albie somewhere. albie is somewhere. our backup scribe is here today, sid, and our event coord mason is here.

Elder Palamo: What about your lord kyleomo?

[Technically not on the council]

Elder Penguin: You're only a SQUIEE. go away.

Elder Palamo: Ye all. I'm moving to mainstreet.

Elder Penguin: Bye squiee. We have a relatively easy meeting today, and by that I mean that like nothing happened basically except lords day, so this will be a relatively quick meeting as im sure we're all worn out from today's activities.

<Indy Kelps>

Elder Penguin: Thanks Indy. Anyways Lords Day! I must say it went fantabulously! A ton of people showed up and I think everyone had a lot of fun.

<Kelps Again>

Elder Penguin: Personally, I think the play went amazingly.
Honestly, everyone who took part in it exceeded my expectations. Like seriously guys.

Backup Scribe Sid: Who wrote it?

Elder Penguin: Myself and pikku wrote a majority of it. Don’t ask what state of mind we were in during it.

EC Mason: In the middle of the night.

Elder Penguin: Shh, dont tell everyone. And thank you to everyone who took part in helping out running events that went on during the day! I'm really glad everyone was able to get together to make Lords Day awesome! <Throws hands into the air like she just don’t care> Does anyone have anything they wanna ask? What’s up Indy?

Indy: Will there be an open mic again?

Elder Penguin: Yep! Every meeting there is!

Indy: Great.

<Achiles throws order to the wind and stands up for announcements>

Elder Penguin: I will announce when that starts. You can go sit. Si blocky?

Elder Block: Why are you and pikku so awesome?

Elder Penguin: Its cause we're both British.

<Shock and horror in the crowd>

Captain: Wait, What, Hold on, I married a damn [left walker]?

<Penguin winks>

Elder Palamo: Kyle has a thing for British girls after all

Captain: Just because I'm from Mainstreet doesn't mean I share my lord's obsession with British girls.

Elder Penguin: Alright <Laughs> I’ll move on to our only other preplanned topic elections! <Sarcastic yay> Just Kidding. Just Kidding. One thing I would like to have a quick vote on, and then i'll do the usual shpeal about elections, so council size if you hadn't seen i posted a big ranty post on tuesday on the letterpress, and in that, i made a strawpoll to get opinions on the size. the top two things voted were 7 elders and 1 scribe, and just 7 elders.

EC Mason: RIP: Event Cords, I should get a flair for that.

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ht7mxF9XZiA ]

Elder Penguin: Wait wait not yet. We need to have a vote to make sure everyone’s okay with it.

Elder Penguin: We may not have a buuuuunch of people here, but imma do it anyway, so if y'all are in brickton region, turn that shit on.

<Mainstreeters fall asleep>

Elder Penguin: so please say yay or nay to switching the council to 7 elders with 1 scribe.

<Vote is Unanimous>

Elder Penguin: Alright, so everyone voted yay, so the council next time will be only 7 elders and 1 scribe! Now rip event coord.

<Fs>

Elder Penguin: So now that that's been decided on, elections! Nomination will begin proceeding the meeting. You can be nominated for either elder or scribe, with 7 elders being chosen and 1 scribe. You may only nominate 1 person per each position, and if you want to run please accept the nomination and add a sentence or 2 description of yourself. Nominations will run until Wednesday ~7pm edtish. After that, voting will begin on friday, may 1, 5pm edt. and end the next day, saturday, may 2nd 5pm. to run you must follow the two prerequisites we have this is living in brickton, and serving under Lord Roamin. You have to complete both. Make sure to register on the census too. Link will be in nomination post. Any questions? Indy?

Indy: Can a mainstreeter run?

Elder Penguin: Lol no, soz. Any other questions to anything about elections? No? IS EVERYONE SURE? Yes.. betterpenguin?

Not Penguin Luver: Can I sit next to you?

Elder Penguin: Lol sure.

Not Penguin Luver: Yay!

Elder Penguin: Indy you had a question?

Indy: What time is it? summer time!

[That isn’t a question]

Elder Penguin: Yes, so next thingy. If you want to come up to talk go stand behind Ender but before that real quick, we have a rep here to talk about something really quick. Emmia? do you want to come up?

Elder Penguin: No its fine come up to the stand. <smiles> Please be respectful to the people who come up and speak.

Dunes Rep Emmia: We'd like to tell y'all: "Yes".

Elder Penguin: To what?

Dunes Rep Emmia: That "yes" is in regards to the alliance.

Elder Penguin: So do you want us to vote really quick?

Dunes Rep Emmia: Give me a second. I think it would be acceptable for the Bricktons to vote right now on the topic.

Elder Penguin: Alright, so if you agree with the alliance say yay, if not say nay. go:

<Only Region Votes Counted: 10 Yay>

Elder Penguin: Alright everyone in region said yay. So alliance <smiles>

Achilles: Ok this is for the consideration of the council. I want the permmision to recruit soldiers for the Roamin Army.

Elder Penguin: Roamin Army?

Achilles: Yes I which to start a militia or reserves for Brickton.

Elder Penguin: Alright the council will consider it and return back to you.

Achilles: Thank you.

Pickles: So, I would Like to announce that the Hungry Paladins Barbeque is hiring! Please talk to me after the meeting if interested. Thats is all.

Elder Block: Is it still next door?

Pickles: Yeh.

Elder Apple: Okay, so I have some awards to hand out. Like 3 or something, so the first Award is for "The best Lover of Penguins," and the winner is: Drum roll please,

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itAOGRiYRLI]

Elder Apple: Captain! Who is not here, so I will accept this award in his honor. Second award is "Best Drum Roll." And the winner is: Rockbond! He is not here, so I will accept this award in his honor. Last award

Backup Scribe Sid: Hode up hode up, imma letchoo finish but I just gotta say.

Backup Scribe Sid: I just gotta say Sound_Effects is best drum roller. Thanks. That's all.

Elder Penguin: Ye boi.

Elder Apple: Okay, with that out of the way, Last award is: Best Person with a dick crown, And the winner is: ENDER! Congrats.

<Kelps>

EC Mason: So one thing. We need a hospital or medical service. Second, We're looking into making a militaristic RP.

[MAH IMMERSION!]

EC Mason: Dont buckle your pants just yet lemmie explain.

<Mason stands up at the potium silently because he can’t explain stuff in RP>

EC Mason: And so, I ask for approval to create "The Guard." Tis all.

Indy: First, last meeting i brought up The ROFl project, and I was wondering if you guys had time to think that over? Second, the MSFD was glad it was able to help during your time of flambustiing, and will be glad to help is you are in need. That’s is all.

Elder Apple: Ok, I have two more awards. The first is "Best Person with ./seppeku." Anyone who has it please step forward.

Elder Palamo: Perform the action?

Elder Apple: Sure uh... Okay, so while we wait for people to come up and preform. I will hand out the next award. Which is "Best Furry." And the Award goes to! computerdude05 for his excellent costume. Okay, Best person with /seppeku is Block for reason.

Elder Penguin: <Laughs> Thank you everyone. Especially applesauce for his "amazing" awards, this means Q&A time. Palamo?

Elder Palamo: Why is this chair better than all the other chairs?

Elder Penguin: Cause Roamin farted in it. Applesauce?

Elder Apple: Who is penguinluvR428? Is she a clone on BetterPenguinLvr?

Elder Penguin: Do you want to answer that?

Not Penguin Luver: What should I say?

Elder Penguin: Tell him a joke.

Not Penguin Luver: A joke?

Elder Penguin: Yes, tell him that one pun.

Not Penguin Luver: Did you hear about that guy whose left side was cut off. He is all right now.

Elder Penguin: Pickle?

Pickles: Was Roamin’s fart dry or wet?

Elder Penguin: I don’t actually know. Applesauce?

Elder Apple: How many calories are in a can of Red Bull?

Elder Penguin: At least four.

Elder Apple: Good job! Have an award.

Elder Penguin: No other questions? Thanks. Alrighty then. Thank you everyone for coming! Drive safely!