Brickton District Meeting #37

April 23rd, 2015

Council Present:

Lords:

Roamin (Partial)

Elders:

Elder Palamo

Elder Penguin

Elder Pikku

Elder Firebird

Elder Block

Elder Apple

Elder Ender

Event Organizers:

Event Organizer Mason

Scribe Team

Scribe Sky

Backup Scribe Sid

Mediator: Elder Palamo

Scribe: Sky

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40JmEj0_aVM ]

Elder Palamo: Welcome everyone to the 37th Weekly Brickton district meeting.

<Early kelps>

Elder Palamo: I'll ask of everyone to please keep all instrument playing, food/drink and chat spam to a bare minimum. Our council members present are palamo, penguin pikku, firebird, block, apple and ender along with scribes sky and sid, and now onto the first topic! Oh and mason is present too! First off in the list of topics we have our lords day! The current attractions will be a preformance, a feast and a few district pitching in to create their own lord based attractions. We also have some booths set up so some districts can do like face painting and ect.

Beast:this is for all lords, or only romain?

Elder Palamo: please raise your hand, and no it will be for all lords. Save questions for the end of the topic. Speaking of play during the event, we just had our play adductions yesterday! Expect to see some great actors!

<Science gets pumped>

Elder Palamo: The Event will take place next Saturday, the 25th at 3pm est. Any questions?

<Science discusses the problems with his snowglobe>

Elder Palamo: Yes Gavan_the_slime? What is your question?

Gavan:Where will it be? I know when, just where will it be held.

Elder Palamo: It's on the letterpress. [It will be located along the Westshire wall]

Elder Pikku: or it will be soon! <smiles>

Elder Palamo: Yes beasthunters? What is your question?

Beast:i have something planed that day, but i think i can get it mixed with this lords day. We have 3 lords coming and, well i can see if maybe will say it can be for lords day.

Elder Palamo: Yes Thall_Flamesmith? What is your question?

Thall:so if Science_Friction is in that box for two days, he becomes a Bricton Resident?

Elder Penguin:Please stay on topic. Keep all random questions for the Q&A later

Elder Palamo: no cause he's a scrub. Anyways, no more questions?

Science Friction:PENGUIN SAID

Elder Penguin:Keep all random questions for the Q&A later.

Elder Palamo: Saberar you had a question?

Saberar:Yes,

Elder Palamo: what is your question?

Saberar:We will still have a meeting later after rhis event, yes?

Elder Palamo: of course yes.

Saberar:Thanks.

Elder Palamo: So anyways moving onto the next topic! We had our talent show last Friday! We managed to gain a total of 44GB and 26 GC. Actually it was double that! The money will go to FTJ and the redesigning of the townhall. the grand winner of the talent show was Gavan_the_slime, who won with a singing and dance performance. she won the grand prize of a...

<drum roll>

Elder Palamo: of winning a date with myself... any questions about the event?

<kelp>

Elder Palamo: yes coolethanps2?

Coole:Who won second?

Elder Palamo: there was no second place. Yes Brycepoke?

Bryce:What did you do for the date?

Elder Palamo: You can find out through penguin's LOM stalkers videos! Yes Indyxxx?

Indy:will there be an open mic during the meeting?

Elder Palamo: um no, but perhaps afterwards?

Elder Penguin:Yes there will be Indy

[Get Reckt Pal]

Indy:yay

Elder Penguin:After announcements people are allowed to go up and talk.

Elder Palamo: If you mean announcements then yes.

[We really should name these things better]

Elder Palamo: so any more questions? Yes PikkulintuMae?

Elder Pikku: Did you enjoy the date?

Elder Palamo: No comment, so anyways.

<Gavin looks disturbed>

Elder Palamo: Moving onto the next topic! Anyways, CaptainKingFish is now an ambassador from Mainstreet to Brickton! He will be representing Mainstreet here in Brickton. His office is currently at -455, 400 along the tree highway.

Elder Palamo: any questions? Yes Block_Parser?

Elder Block: Is there a complaint box?

Elder Penguin:There is actually, but its labelled "suggestions"

Elder Palamo: hopefully, if there isn't then he better well damn well install one

Elder Palamo: Yes Skyrunner25?

Scribe Sky: I withdraw my question.

[Penguin was oppressing me]

Elder Palamo: Yes beasthunters?

Beast:Is there a ambassador for MQ?

Elder Pikku: There isn't currently.

Elder Palamo: I am not aware of one. Anymore questions? Nope? Alright then. Anyways next up we have our anncounments, stand right by here if you wish to announce one. Please wait till you are called up.

<Science once again reminds us of his status in the dome>

Elder Palamo: Please come up Chiron.

Chiron:Hey Brickton and bears. I would like to talk about the Brickton Farming Industry coming soon to Brickton. I will be selling carrots and potatoes. <smiles> For more information go to the new subreddit /r/BFI. That's all.

<Dapper delivers some dank canygrams>

Elder Palamo: Gavan_the_slime please come up.

<Pikku repeats Palamo>

Gavan:Hello everyone as you can see I’ve been working. On my next act BU shows not over cause I’m putting a new costume contest in the next Brickton ugly light house more info.

Elder Palamo: alright then, penguinluvR428 please come up.

Elder Penguin:Hi I'm Science.

<The crowd pukes>

Elder Penguin:Science wanted to say.

Elder Palamo: please step down,

Science Friction:LET IT BE KNOWN THAT IF I STAY IN HERE FOR 2 DAYS

Elder Palamo: Sircurity! Take this science away!

Science Friction:PENGUIN SAYS I CAN BE A BRICKTON RESIDENT

[Penguin is like what, one elder]

Elder Penguin:Am I done?

<Security comes to escort Penguin off the property>

Science Friction:No, talk about the food hole.

Elder Palamo: Please escort her away.

Scribe Sky: Sir I am going to need you to come with me.

Elder Penguin:Science needs a hole drilled in his face for food. Kay I'm done being Science. Proceed.

Elder Palamo: coolethanps2 please come up.

Coole:Kyle x Roamin forever.

Elder Palamo: indeed

<Coole drops mic>

Elder Palamo: Please pick it up. We have a shortage on mics.

Indy:is it my turn?

Elder Palamo: Indyxxx please come up.

Indy:Hello

<Penguin attempts to hide from security by going behind Block>

Indy:today im here to talk about ROFL. ROFL stands for reforestation of felled land. its about growing trees throughout the city, and cleaning up the air. Please support ROFl and join the cause. yes Gavan_the_slime.

Gavan:whats wrong with our air. <breaths>

Indy:It is running low on oxygen.

<Picnic, Picnic, Picnic>

Elder Palamo: please let the man talk

Indy:We have asked lords to fund this project.

Elder Palamo: One question at a time please.

Indy:If you would like i have some fliers.

Elder Pikku: Please raise your hand if you wish to speak, and be quiet otherwise.

Elder Palamo: is that all the anncounments? Alright then. Q&A time! Shoot me yer questions. Science?

Science Friction:palomo2415 was a squire?

Elder Palamo: No, I was a lord.

[Palamo confirmed Lord Josh]

Elder Palamo: Block_Parser?

Elder Block: Why is Roamin’s helmet better than Coestar’s?

Elder Palamo: Cause they can't match my greatness.

Elder Palamo: Indyxxx?

Indy:does brickton support ROFL at this time? or do you need more time?

Elder Palamo: I'll talk about it with the elders later, or talk with the council about it. Gavan_the_slime?

Gavan:Okay, question for you. You enjoy the d8 we had for the prize?

Elder Palamo: No comment, since your married after all. dcmdillon?

DC: why do we exist?

Elder Palamo: Because your soul purpose was to ask that question.

DC: Ah, I see now.

Elder Palamo: CRReasor?

Elder Apple:Is this milk spoiled?

Elder Palamo: If it came out of science then yes

Elder Palamo: Skyrunner25?

Scribe Sky: Whatever happened to that proposal last week? Did it move anywhere beyond where it was last week?

Elder Palamo: What proposal?

Scribe Sky: The council reform proposal.

[Pikku answered in the TS that nothing happened]

Elder Apple:Is Science part fish?

Elder Palamo: No he's part scrub. Gavan_the_slime?

Gavan:Why do we hate science I just hate his scurbness i never knew why?

Elder Palamo: yes. Indyxxx?

Indy:Does anyone want a flier?

Elder Palamo: if anyone wants a flyer please ask Indyxxx for one. Drew_doc?

<The gods declare the end it nigh>

<Picnic>

Drew: what kind of "special" is science?

Elder Palamo: He's server restart special

<Time and space collapse around the meeting>

Elder Palamo: coolethanps2?

Coole:Why?

Elder Palamo: Your question?

Coole:Why? Why?

Elder Palamo: Block Whyyyyy?

<Block stares expressionless at his grandson. Probably because of the helmet>

Elder Palamo: Science_Friction? your question?

Science Friction:Can we get block to make me a food hole?

Elder Palamo: yes, but for everyone but you.dcmdillon?

DC: I raised my foot not my hand silly.

Elder Palamo: wooow.

Elder Palamo: Gavan_the_slime?

Gavan:on a scale on 1-1111111 how much you hate Science_Friction?

Elder Palamo: -1, SuperiorCitrines?

<Princess Citrines> Why is Ender sitting up there and why has he not fallen yet?

Elder Palamo: Because he will not fall for you?

[ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States ]

Elder Palamo: MEETING OVER! DRIVE HOW YOU LIKE! EVERYONE GO HOME!

<Palamo crashes on his drive home>