Brickton District Meeting #34

Mar. 28th, 2015

Council Present:

Lords:

Lord Roamin

Elders:

Elder Pikku

Elder Penguin

Elder Mason

Elder Block

Elder Rex

Event Organizer:

N/A

Scribe Team:

Scribe Sky

Backup Scribe Sid

Mediator: Elder Pikku

Scribe: Skyrunner

Election Results

Elder Pikku:Oooh it's meeting time! We've got a lot to get through today, so please keep spamming down that means no eating, drinking, musical interludes!, and raise your hand if you want to speak. Present today we have Elders Pikku, Pingu, Mason, Block, and Rex. Scribe Skyrunner and back-up Sid, and of course, Lord Roamin. <Evil cute face>First up! We need volunteers for the Vineyard Carnival tomorrow! Anyone who is interested, speak to the new Event Coord.

<Once again the masses are confused about what we are doing>

Elder Pikku:And please raise your hand if you wish to speak. Brickton's event will be 4-5. Next, you may have noticed that Brickton is looking a little hotter these days.

[Why thank you I do believe my face is looking nicer nowadays]

Elder Pikku:Turns out: Wood is flammable <shock face>

[Oh…Well then…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhZba-P7R18]

Elder Pikku:So get rid of your wood, don't build with it, stick to bricks <blows kiss>

Lord Roamin: If you have any leftover wood you can exchange it at the nearest merchant for 0% retail value.

<The deal is so insane several light hearted members of the audience faint on the spot>

Elder Pikku:Next, it's time for a Spring Clean! This means we will be renovating the town hall <Smiles>

<Some say yay others kinda moan>

Elder Pikku:So keep an eye out for more info! Achilles?

Achilles:Do we need any help with Renovations?

Elder Pikku:That is a job for the Build Team <smiles>

[Feedback on the creative is appreciated]

Elder Pikku:External? wild orange?

Wild Orange:nevermind.

<Cpo dances behind Roamin’s chair for a bit>

Elder Pikku:great! CPO?

<Cpo falls asleep on Faiden’s seat. Roamin comes up and punches Cpo. Elder Block ejects him from the seat>

Elder Pikku:cpo can talk to us when he wakes up <Face>

<Townhall crowd gets really meta in their disturbances>

Elder Pikku:Next: Last week we asked for your opinions on the SS UHC. <In reference to Achilles making a very ironic statement> Achilles, shush. Now is not the time for questions. The UHC will be on April 12th. 3pm Eastern. Keep an eye out on the letterpress for more info!

Elder Pikku:Next up: Over the last fortnight.

<Fortnight, Fortnight, Fortnight, Fooooooooooooooortnight>

Elder Pikku:I announced the Build Team. WHICH IS TWO WEEKS! The Build Team members are: imfiringmylazer, sammyw06, Aklas, Mason97m, Manstein, and bensplat456! Those are the Build Team. <smiles>

<kelps>

Elder Pikku:As you may be aware, we have recently had council elections. <smiles> Which brings us to a new council position! The Build Team will be represented by a Head Architect. This term, the HA will be imfiringmylazer!

<kelps also the entire TS tells Achilles to be quiet>

Elder Pikku:Now is the time to say goodbye to leaving council members, so goodbye to Rave, Rex, and Jon. Our returning Elders are: Elder Pingu! Elder Block! Elder Pikku! <smiles> Our new Elders are: Elder Fire! Elder Inheritor! Elder Palamo! Elder Applesauce! take a bow guys!

<MEGAKELP>

Elder Pikku:Our Event Coord is Mason!

<kelps>

Elder Pikku:And our Scribe is Skyrunner!

[https://www.youtube.com/watch? v=_9wKi1keg8g&list=PL07936FDE09A5A219&index=8]

<kelps>

Elder Pikku:And Last but never Least!!!!!!!!!! Our Loyal Portal Guard: Undefeated!!!!! Is Jeff the Snowman!!!! <smiles>

<Kelps are greater than those for the elders>

Elder Pikku:everyone go congratumalate him later. Now is the time for announcements. Line up next to Elder Pingu if you would like to speak. Cole.

Cole: Okay, That trapdoor has been down the entire meeting.

<Block fixes the trapdoor>

Cole: Thank you

Mason: So yea we need to think up events to celebrate in the coming weeks. Since start of summer is just barren of all things fun, so yea holiday ideas. Thanks.

[I am only adding this because Pingu threatened me]

Wild Orange:How about a Madiso Lava Festival. Oops.

Applesauce: So, with the recent discovery of wood being flammable. The Brickton Fire Department has decided to start hiring.

Lord Roamin: yay.

Applesauce: So if you want to become a Fire Fighter like when you did as a kid, come talk to me, and the interview will take about 5 hours. Thank you.

Elder Pikku:Sky.

Scribe Sky:First we have found our logo for the BPD. Say congrats to Mason97m.

<Congrats>

Scribe Sky:Second the BPD is now hiring as of tomorrow [Today]. The only requirements are not be a criminal. Also fill out the application. Thank you.

Elder Pikku:External. Welcome!

Eskimo:and am looking forward to participate in the community, (and win the next hoedown for it)

Elder Pikku:Sand.

Sand:Shit. Sorry, I already forget.

Sponky:I am turning four, for what I think is the fifth time. I can't count.

Elder Pikku:Sky.

Scribe Sky:So, Pingu,

Elder Penguin:yes?

Scribe Sky:I am creating an anti-green agency.

Elder Penguin:<Shock>

Scribe Sky:I need to hire people. Where would I put my application for them?

Elder Penguin:Oh! Well why don't you tell everyone on the letterpress?

Scribe Sky:The letterpress?

Elder Penguin:Why yes!

Scribe Sky:But now I need to talk to the anti-green peeps.

Elder Penguin:to talk??

Scribe Sky:Where would I do that?

Elder Penguin:why don't you use our cup and string system?

Scribe Sky:Now, I need an Anti-Green HQ. Where could I build it with Brickton people?

Elder Penguin:why not build it through the portal into the alternate dimension!

Scribe Sky:But wait there's more!

Elder Penguin:more?!?!!??

Scribe Sky:If you want to play arcade games at Faiden’s. You can join the video game club off Brickton, and we have a radio placed throughout Brickton. Thank you for your time.

Achilles:All hail Roamin <Shows such disrespect to the mic>

Applesauce: Sorry, I forgot to announce. That I will be going around inspecting people's homes for wood, and reporting them. I will also not be able to do anything about it. But spam their mailboxes with complaints. That's all.

Sand:So, there is this guy. Madiso [AKA Shamiso]. Pretty shameful. He deals drugs. Stay away from him.

Sponky:I challenge our esteemed Lord Roamin to a one vs. one duel wielding wooden axes. The date can be determined by himself if he chooses to accept. I hope to see you in an arena. Next.

Sable:Greetings all, I'm new to Brickton and hope to be a useful member of the community. This may be the first meeting I’ve attended, but it seems a bit chaotic. Perhaps some kind of Bailiff role might be in order to keep things on track and screen suggestions. Just a suggestion.

Elder Pikku:Speak to Sky!

Scribe Sky:We do have one. Penguin is supposed to be doing that.

Elder Pikku:Achilles.

Achilles:First, If there is a Bailiff job I would like to be considered.

Elder Pikku:Speak to Sky.

Scribe Sky:Don't speak to me, I'll speak to you.

Achilles:and I just want to thank Roamin for Brickton a beautiful and wonderful place!

Cpo98: Lord Roamin if you had 3 legs what would you job.

Elder Pikku:cpo sit down.

Cpo98: I’m waiting. What would you do?

Elder Pikku:Sammy, you're the last one.

Sammy: Okay well, I just wanted to drop the mic, because it looked cool when Achilles did it. <drops mic>

Elder Pikku:mason we need a new mic

Mason: NO, THE MICS, STOP!

Elder Pikku:Q&A TIME, RAISE YOUR HANDS! Sand!

Sand:If Roamin ate a butter knife with syrup on it. Would he die on the 3rd Tuesday of the 9th month?

Elder Pikku:He can't die. Palamo?

Palamo:why is BrickSandStoneVineStreet better than BarrentonYardMainKingdom?

Elder Pikku:um yes? Scifri.

Science: Ye, oh the quest. UHHGH

Elder Pikku:Superior?

Princess Citrines: Why is your hair red?

Elder Pikku:It's clearly green. Wildorange?

Wild Orange:Do we have a treasury?

Elder Pikku:no?

Wild Orange:I recently found the kingdoms one. Its hidden shhh.

Elder Pikku:but we will take donations in the box at town hall. <smiles> Cpo?

Cpo98: Roamin if you were madiso would you be rude like madiso? I did.

Elder Pikku:Thall?

Thall:Why did we decide to go Green?

Elder Pikku:Because of the new peace road with The Grove, and we have a theme every week.

Elder Pikku:AmarielSilme?

Amariel:We'd like to know when we can work with Roamin on our roads, as we accept his help offer? <Acts cute> And love what he did with the friendship road. <smiles>

Lord Roamin: I'm open to discussing this further after the meeting.

Amariel:Okay thanks!

Elder Pikku:Cool. <smiles> Sand?

Sand:If I use the wood I have in my chest at my plot. Would I be brutally murdered with the "Butter knife?"

Elder Pikku:Probably, sable?

Lord Roamin: Not murdered but certainly at risk of a fire breaking out.

Sable:In my last plot, I managed to get Lord given wood, how does Lord wood fall under the no wood policy?

Elder Pikku:It's flammable so yes.

Elder Pikku:Sammy?

Sammy: Does the Slums hold down the Cloud Kingdom, or does the Cloud Kingdom carry the Slums?

Elder Pikku:Both? Gina?

Princess Gina:how does brickton feel the relations between Mainstreet are going? any problems we need to address?

Elder Pikku:I think it's great mate. <blows kiss>

Lord Roamin: I feel threatened by the clowns that they harbor.

Elder Pikku:Bricktonites: Shout your opinion on MS.

Ryoner:Clowns are even worse than beavers!

Eskimo:death to clowns

Elder Penguin:YES

Scribe Sky:MS isn't a district

Cole: Brickton and Mainstreet both are red.

Mason: Main-Sidewalk

Backup Scribe Sid:shout? MAINSTREET IS KEWL BUT I WONT MOVE THERE!

Elder Pikku:Cool thanks. Any other questions? Alright then! That's it. Time for Pingu's announcement!

<Cloud shows up fashionably late>

Elder Penguin:Drive Safely

Elder Pikku:Now everyone get lost! The meeting is over.