Brickton District Meeting #31

Mar. 21st, 2015

Council Present:

Lords:

N/A

Elders:

Elder Pikku

Elder Penguin

Elder Rav

Event Organizer:

EC Major

Scribe Team:

Backup Scribe Sid

Mediator: Elder Penguin

Scribe: [Log provided by Sid, Edited by Skyrunner]

Council Nominations: http://www.reddit.com/r/Brickton/comments/2zut05/nominations_for_the_9th_brickton_council/

Elder Pikku: Time for the meeting! <smiles> Please don't eat or drink or spam chat and no musical interludes. Today we have present Elders Pikku, Pingu, and Rave. Event Coord Jon is also present, And we have special guest Princess Citrines, And scribe Sid.

<Science tries so desperately to get Pikku’s attention>

Elder Pikku: And Science..... First up, I would like to revisit a topic from last week: The Build Team.

Aklas:I'm part of it

Elder Pikku: We haven't actually assigned anyone to the team yet. We are still accepting applications, and everyone who wants to be considered must either apply through the letterpress, or in a book at town hall. Including a short bio on why you think you would be good in the role. Yes MrIMineHard?

Mr. MineHard:Does one have to live in Brickton to be accepted?

Elder Pikku: You don't have to currently live in Brickton, although you will be expected to move here as all of the team will be moving to the HQ.

Mr. MineHard:Thank you <smiles>

Elder Pikku: Also as part of the Build Team, we will be welcoming a new Council member. A Head Architect will be selected from among the Build Team to be part of the Council <smiles>

Elder Pikku: Any questions?

The External:None here.

Elder Pikku: alright, excellent! Next up, South Shire has proposed a UHC on April 4th. Any thoughts/comments on whether this is a good day?

<external attempts to prematurely ask a question>

Elder Pikku: please raise your hand if you want to speak <smiles>

<The two Roamin golf course squires jockey for hand raising position>

Elder Pikku: External?

The External:Is this specifically for brickton residents and SS residents?

Elder Pikku: The Cloud is also taking part <smiles> Palamo?

Palamo:have the times been decided?

Elder Pikku: Not yet, we were waiting to see if this is a good day. Drum?

Drum: would there be a prize for the winner?

Elder Pikku: No idea at this time, but probably not just the joy of taking part <smiles>

<Another person asks what we are doing>

Elder Pikku: spider?

Spider Pig:teams or singles?

<Shaymin brings a kidnapped elf into the meeting>

Elder Pikku: Please everyone, keep it down.

<Ruckus escalates, axes are being thrown. Repeat axes are being thrown.>

Elder Pikku: To answer your question, spider, we believe it will be in teams of two. Aklas?

Aklas:I have an interesting topic, A Brickton Court.

Elder Pikku: please keep on topic for now, you can bring that up later. Theexternal2?

The External:I am considering moving into either Brickton or South Shire, may I compete in this UHC only if I join one of the two before it begins?

<Penguin may or may not give Science a lap dance>

Elder Pikku: Please keep all pornography out of the meeting. I don't know, Theexternal. Jay?

Confirmed Felon Jaybird: well I see this district needs a police force so I am proposing something

[Best be watching where you stepping boy]

Elder Pikku: We have a police force

<Jay gets rejected by half the townhall>

Elder Pikku: Roamin has said that no official paladins exist yet, and all calling themselves paladins or Templars are criminals.

Confirmed Felon Jaybird: but yet the lords have exepted us as paladins

Elder Pikku: In addition we already have the Brickton Constabulary. They have not, Jay, if Lord Roamin has said you are criminals. Also it was off topic. Please be quiet. Next up, Major Jon, are you good to come up and talk about the SUMA event?

EC Major Jon: Sure. Hello all! Just a quick thing about SUMA day It is soon upon us. Thee?

The External:Sorry to interrupt, but what is SUMA?

EC Major Jon: um, Super something...

The External:Alright thank you

EC Major Jon: Led by CEPC and Phire, but anyways if anyone has any moonshines or purges they would like to donate it would very nice. Since they are needed for Brickton’s activity.

No Leaf Clover: it's Super Ultra Mega Awesome

EC Major Jon: thank you no_leaf! I think there is a donation chest on the plot next to FTJ, where the building will be built. that’s all!

Elder Pikku: Thank you Jon! It's getting to be that time of the month again, where we choose the next council. If Elder Pingu is done crying/being suggestive, she will come up to announce it.

Elder Penguin: <smiles> Okay so, first things first I’m the realest.

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-zpOMYRi0w]

Elder Pikku: no you are not.

Elder Penguin:Anyway, so elections right, nominations will begin after this meeting.

[Penguin, stop dividing lines of text that could be longer]

Elder Penguin: there you have to be nominated by someone else labelled with the respective position. If you are nominated, and wish to run for said position. Please accept it and add a 2-3 sentence description with the acceptance after that we will set up the voting sheet accordingly you may nominate anyone you wish until weds evening, and you have until Thursday to accept. Voting will begin Friday 5pm Est and end Saturday 5pm Est and then will be announced at the next meeting. The only prerequisite for running for any position is to live in brickton and serve Lord Roamin. Questions go. yes palamo?

Palamo:define "serving" Lord Roamin?

Elder Penguin: following his lead, obeying him, listening to him.

Palamo:alright..

Science Friction: It means you give him a nice dinner

Elder Penguin: not wearing an upside-down ankh. Aklas?

Palamo:it was a typo!

Aklas:So what do we accept? You said we needed to accept something <Simultaneously winks and sticks out tongue>

Elder Penguin: Oh it’s all on the letterpress. It'll be explained better in the post. <smiles> Bob?

Bob: Where can I find the letter press?

Elder Penguin: http://reddit.com/r/brickton [Also known as where you are reading this]

Superiror Citrines: Penguin is the best non-elder.

Elder Penguin: Penguin is an elder.

Elder Penguin: anyone else? no one? we good?

<Everyone good>

Elder Penguin: while I’m up here, I want everyone to kelp for pikku.

<Mega-Kelp and hearts>

Elder Pikku: Now is the part of the meeting where y'all can come up, and make your announcements! Please line up by Elder Pingu if you would like to speak, and wait to be called <smiles>

Elder Penguin: Aklas you’re up first.

Aklas:So, We were speaking about a police force (which we already have) Well, I have constructed a court about 5 plots away from here. It is a court. So, I think it would be cool if the BPD sided with the Court.

Elder Pikku: Cool! We'll pass this on to Sky <smiles> Thanks Aklas, and make (meeting like) cases where criminals would have to defend their reputation. Science?

Science Friction: HOWDY, Ahoy Hoy , Alright, First off, How ya’ll doing tonight? Good?

Elder Pikku: Good until I saw you.

Science Friction: Wow, tough crowd. Alrighty, So, Basically Carnivals is the 29th. BE THEREEEEEE. wat Pingu?

Elder Penguin: Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off? he died.

<RIP>

Elder Pikku: that took an unexpected turn. Theexternal2 you're up.

The External:Speaking of pvp and death if anyone wants to do some friendly pvp at the hoedown arena after this I am up!

Elder Pikku: sand you're up

Sand: So, Today I continue my 7 part speech on sand. So ya see, Sand is sand that’s it.

<kelp>

Elder Pikku: Princess

Superiror Citrines: So uh, my crown and lover is better than penguin's.

Elder Pikku: Sammy you're up

<People are mad at Savage for some reason>

Sammy:Uh, Wait so... Are we allowed to advertise things here? <face>

Elder Pikku: yep, go ahead!

[These minutes are brought to you by septic tanks Inc. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdSIPsZThNE]

Sammy:Alrighty. So. You should totes go to the carnival... But first. If you want to check out the Vineyard space center funded by Crafterbird. He's got a tiny little establishment going.

Science Friction: The Vineyard Space Program is legit.

Sammy:it's all cute and such. At cords 260 80 In Vineyard. Thanks. <winks>

<kelps>

Elder Pikku: thanks everyone!

The External:okay, so remember pvp at hoedown arena if you want <sticks out tongue>

Elder Pikku: Elder Pingu, did you want to say something?

Elder Penguin: I have a question for everyone. Does anyone know what the definition of a will is?

Elder Pikku: Oh come on, Pingu, it's a dead giveaway

Elder Penguin: C'mon guys it’s a dead giveaway [Late to parties much?]

Elder Pikku: Sand?

Sand: So I think, Sammyw06 should move to brickton.

Elder Pikku: Sid?

Backup Scribe Sid: I just have one thing to ask, You want to get bricked? That is all

Elder Pikku: Q&A time! Raise your hands!

Elder Pikku: Sammy?

Sammy:Oh wait... Sorry forgot. My bad.

Elder Pikku: cool. sand?

Sand: Ye, So, Why is Bob the better Ariel?

Elder Pikku: He is not. I am prettier.

Elder Pikku: Science? We'll come back to Science... bob?

Bob: Sand asked my question.

Elder Pikku: Okays, ben?

Ben:Sup?

Elder Pikku: you raised your hand ben?

Ben:Ok so why is bobandesteban and pikku the same character?

Elder Pikku: Because he wants to be me. palamamamamo?

Palamo:why are me and science the coolest people in here with our Charlie approved googles?

Elder Pikku: I think you answered your own question m8. Mason?

Elder Mason:Why is Brigton better than Vine-Street?

Elder Pikku: Why indeed, Ender?

Ender:Why is Superior Holding my hand up? I'm really tired guys

Elder Pikku: Good question, SC, why are you holding his hand up? Maybe you should ask his question for him, Princess.

Ender: Now it's both hands

Elder Pikku: Sammy?

Sammy:Black and blue or white and gold?

Elder Pikku: <makes audible sigh> Red. Ender again?

Ender: How can you stop a girl from raising your hands?

Elder Pikku: Raise your own hands so she doesn't have to, or cut off your hands. Have I missed anyone? Nope? Sammy?

Sammy:Could I request a private investigator after this meeting? I have a bit of a crisis

Elder Pikku: Um, sure, any PIs talk to Sammy after the meeting! Oh Science! You’ve returned

Science Friction: I’M BACK BABY

Elder Pikku: would you like to ask your question?

Science Friction: Sure. What if they outlaw bricks? [Repost much?]

Elder Pikku: Then district-wide seppuku. Sand?

Sand: Why is Science so ugly? [https://youtu.be/YFez7rEly1M?t=1m46s]

Elder Pikku: Wow that's rude, sand. [In reference to Jay attempting multiple times to say he is a paladin] Jay I swear to Roamin, you are a criminal False Paladin. please. stop. Welp, if nobody else has any questions? Cool! Bob?

Bob: Why am I so pretty?

Elder Pikku: You're not. Well that is it for the meeting tonight! Go away. Go on, get lost. Drive safe!!