Brickton District Meeting #30

Feb. 28th, 2015

Council Present:

Lords:

N/A

Elders:

Elder Mason

Elder Penguin

Elder Block

Elder Rex

Event Organizer:

EC Major

Backup Scribe:

Backup Scribe Sid

Mediator: Elder Penguin

Scribe: Skyrunner

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBr7kECsjcQ]

Elder Penguin:Welcome everyone to the 30th Brickton District meeting

<Cheers>

Elder Penguin:As per usual I request that you refrain any spamming of chat and sounds because it’s annoying. To be honest. Anyway, Hi all. Our first order of business is the 3rd Brickton Census! All of the info is up on the letterpress. Make sure to stop by and register to be able to vote and what not. Any questions? Our next order of business is about a meeting we recently had with SS and Sky Brickton. During the meeting we discussed an alliance between the three districts.

[Sid’s magic clock strikes and I had to tell Titleproblems. His response waaaa.]

Elder Penguin:To combat "terrorism" with Freedom. As our three districts combined represent red, white, and blue. The name of said alliance is the Tri-Force Alliance.

Backup Scribe Sid:No, it's Tri-Color Alliance.

Elder Penguin:Sorry, the Tri-Color Alliance.

Scribe Sky: The smaller agency is Tri-Force

Elder Penguin:This alliance will be hosting a UHC for all of us to get closer to one another! Anyone who wants to participate can! The only requirements while signing up are that you must sign up as a duo with one other person and be able to attend the UHC. Vul and title I see you two. Anyway, the ss will be organizing the event so stay tuned for more info.

<Title and Vul witch the townhall>

Elder Penguin:hi grandma

Minimac:war?

Elder Penguin:No of course not! Any questions regarding the UHC? Yes mini?

Minimac:I need food I’m at a heart <frowns>

[Now for reference this is during a meeting in which everyone is food]

Elder Penguin:Any UHC questions?

<Palamo attempts to be a dog>

Elder Penguin:Yes mini?

Minimac:Who’s hosting?

Elder Penguin:SS has all the resources set up already

Minimac:cool!

Elder Penguin:yup! Should be fun! Alright moving on then

<Palamo pulls out a sandwitch; the constable goes in to defuse the situation>

Elder Penguin:okay then speaking of our constable. The BPD was approached by Overlord of the LPD, and asked if anyone wished to volunteer to assist in a raid against [R] at the sewage plant tomorrow as our new alliance is in effect.

Minimac:Time?

Elder Penguin:anyone who wishes to assist meet at the Arcane Guard HQ right before 4pm.

<Vul and Title now attempt a witching from the rear. Situation is handled>

Elder Penguin:The HQ is located right near the Airport portal. Any questions?

Secretary Deathkiller:why are we raiding?

Elder Penguin: [They are attempting to blow up the moon]

Elder Penguin:Any other questions? Sky?

Scribe Sky: Who leads the BPD?

Elder Penguin:you do. Sky?

Scribe Sky: Can I speak?

Elder Penguin:sure

Scribe Sky: One sec let’s get a bit more serious. Palamo?

Palamo:Nevermind

Scribe Sky: SM?

SuperiorMadiso:k <smiles>

[I don’t even know]

Scribe Sky: Madiso?

Elder Madiso:ha-ha <smiles>

[What is this?]

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGq4MPxEwqQ]

Scribe Sky: PEOPLE OF BRICKTON! WE HAVE BEEN CHOSEN FOR A QUEST! [A Coe’s quest] A QUEST TO END THE REIGN OF THE SEWER PLANT. THE LPD HAS APPROACHED US. NOW AS YOU KNOW THE BPD ONLY HAS LIKE 3 OFFICERS, SO I AM ASKING YOU THE PEOPLE TO JOIN ME. TO FIGHT FOR JUSTICE. Any questions?

Scribe Sky: Death?

Secretary Deathkiller:I forgot

Scribe Sky: Palamo?

Palamo:What if we don't want to help?

<Bob is asking what this meeting is. And I have to agree>

Scribe Sky: Then you shall have your swag removed.

Scribe Sky: Madiso?

SuperiorMadiso::I

[Wat]

<SM gets up on stage to speak>

SuperiorMadiso:PEOPLE OF BREADTON

Palamo:is he naked?

Scribe Sky: Sir, Get off the stage you hemorrhoid.

Elder Madiso:Let me speak please

Elder Penguin:Madiso #2 please

Elder Madiso:Sorry

SuperiorMadiso:k <frowns>

Elder Penguin:WE have a section for you step up

Elder Madiso:Oh wait, who's #2?

SuperiorMadiso:I'm #1, you're #2

Scribe Sky: Death?

Secretary Deathkiller:how many people does LPD have for this?

Scribe Sky: All of their people. Any other questions?

[Mediators why do you always go afk when I am speaking?]

Scribe Sky: I would like to announce that the BPD is having a culture contest for a logo. So yeah, specifics later.

Elder Penguin:Thank you sky. The council has one last thing we would like to announce, but not now <suspense> if you want to come up to speak line up. Please be respectful for those who come up <smiles> mini.

Minimac:I let SuperiorMadiso go first

SuperiorMadiso:PEOPLE OF REDTON , or is it white and blue? Anyway, WE MUST ACKNOWLEDGE THE REAL POSSIBILITY. WHAT WOULD WE DO IF THEY OUTLAWED BRICKS?

Palamo:use stone

SuperiorMadiso:WE NEED TO STOCKPILE OUR BRICKS IN THE COMING WEEKS TO PREPARE FOR THE RECKONING. Yes Block? *Elder Block: *who would ever do such a thing?

SuperiorMadiso:The person who would outlaw bricks would be... Steve Notelectricityman! [I don’t know anyone by that name]

Elder Penguin:I don't think he really would

SuperiorMadiso:PREPARE YOURSELVES, THE END IS NIGH. <Laughs and smiles>

Elder Penguin:uh thank you madiso #2? Mini you can go.

Minimac:As you saw on the letterpress I have talked about BGT or Brickton’s Got Talent. It was an idea I had like 2 months ago that Maj informed me he would like to do it. So I and he will be hosting it.

EC Major: I won’t be hosting really, Just helping coordinating.

Minimac:It will be hosted at the hospital and after will be turned into a game show place. We need a few more contestants for this to work. So check it out if you are interested.

Elder Penguin:thank you mini! Palamo.

Palamo:So I would like to announce a new website called www.reddit.com/r/Block_ParserFriends/ sky?

Scribe Sky: Why are you a vampire?

Palamo:Why are you a lobster?

Scribe Sky: Why are you evil?

Palamo:Why are you good? Any other questions?

Nib:[CENSORED BECAUSE LAWL]

Elder Madiso:Uh

Elder Penguin:well that was rude

Nib:[CENSORED]

Bob: Why is Mainstreet better than Brickton?

Palamo:Why is this question asked every time by someone other than me?

Elder Penguin:alright thank you palamo

Palamo:any other questions?

Bob: Why is Madiso butter?

SuperiorMadiso:Because I'm bread <smiles>

Elder Madiso:So I can rub my buttery self all up in your lobster, so I just want to bring up one little thing. I want you all to know that SuperiorMadiso is really bad at lava fishing, and I forgot why I am up here.

Elder Penguin:thank you madiso. Superior.

Superior Citrines:Rule #1 of being a Superior/Inferior: Must be female. That is all.

Inferior Citrines:Agreed!

Elder Penguin:alright then thank you Superior Citrines. Settle down, settle down. Onto Q&A. You question we answer. Palamo?

Palamo:why is brickton so much better than Mainstreet? And I beat you to it citrines.

Elder Penguin:because we're a real district. Sky?

Scribe Sky: Why is the BPD better than MSSD?

Elder Penguin:Uh, because it's not run by a walrus..?

SuperiorMadiso:Why is my bread soggy?

Elder Penguin:you probably got it wet at some point

Elder Penguin:any other questions? Sky?

Scribe Sky: Are you literally Rockbond?

Elder Penguin:no I am not. Mason might be.

Elder Mason:I will not confirm nor deny this statement.

Scribe Sky: Is Madiso?

Elder Penguin:nah madiso is too nice

Elder Madiso:I can be

<Everyone stares at each other for an uncomfortable amount of time>

Elder Penguin:this was a meeting, unless someone has something they want to bring up

[…Skipping time because this goes on for a while and nothing important happens…]

Elder Penguin:go home, everyone drive safely.