Brickton District Meeting #27

Feb. 7th, 2015*

Council Present:

Lords:

N/A

Elders:

Elder Applesauce

Elder Madiso

Elder Pikku

Elder Ender (partially)

Event Organizers:

Event Organizer Mason

Mediator: Elder Pikku

Scribe: N/A [Edited by Sky/Log provided by Madiso]

Elder Pikku: Hello everyone! <Smiles>

<Everybody says hi>

Elder Pikku: Welcome to the Brickton District Meeting. Please refrain from eating and drinking and please avoid spam including emotes and instruments. As usual, we'll have a discussion, announcements, and a Q&A. Present to day is Elders Madiso, Applesauce, and I. This leads on nicely to our first topic! As you may be aware, the District Exchange is taking place, and as temporary council members, please give a warm welcome to FombyZomby and Drooleedo!

Elder Madiso: Woo! Welcome to Brickton you two!

<Kelps>

Elder Pikku: would you like to come up and introduce yourselves? <Smiles>

Dunes Rep. Drool: hello <smiles>

<Everybody says hello>

Dunes Rep. Drool: I am the representative for the barrens somethings to know about me is that I am the acting spymaster and executioner of the barrens council and I am a known psychopath <smiles>

Elder Madiso: :O so cool.

Elder Pikku: how exciting!

Dunes Rep. Drool: and I wish to have a wonderful time with all of you <smiles>

Event Coordinator Mason You execute the Council?

Dunes Rep. Drool: no, I just execute criminals, and people I find on the street

Elder Pikku: please remember to raise your hand if you want to ask a question

Dunes Rep. Drool: yes shift?

Shiftywhat happens if we "accidently" kill you

<Gasps>

Elder Pikku: please do not kill our guests!

Dunes Rep. Drool: well I'll probably seek out revenge on all of you. Drew you had a question?

Drew:Do you kill random people?

Dunes Rep. Drool: yes

Palamo:I can confirm

Dunes Rep. Drool: potato your question?

Professor Potato:ya do you all see the wired textures [I think it is textures]?

Dunes Rep. Drool: I think you’re seeing things. Sandskiff your question?

Sand:If your dead how will you seek revenge. Sorry pardon my question apparently madiso doesn’t think its right...

Elder Pikku: Okay guys, I think we should let Fomby have a chance to speak

<smiles>

Dunes Rep. Drool: dying is illegal now silly :D, I would just be jailed.

Dwarven Rep. Fomby:Hello friends! I’m Fomby!

<everybody says hi>

Dwarven Rep. Fomby:I come as the representative from the Dwarven District Some things you may want to know about me is that I'm a Dwarven business man! So any questions? Sand?

Dunes Rep. Drool: I forgot to mention that I invented the cactus death trap.

Sand:What type of "business" are you talking about here?

Dwarven Rep. Fomby:I help kick start other businesses and receive part of their profits

<Surprise appearance by a random walrus>

Dwarven Rep. Fomby:Shift you had a question?

Shiftyyes I did I am a grill owner and I having a difficult time getting a good can you help with that

Dwarven Rep. Fomby:Sure I'll be happy to give you some business advice after the meeting!

Palamo:he's a rich man don't fall for shift's tricks!

Shiftyshut up palamo

Dwarven Rep. Fomby:Anuvis you had a question as well?

Anuvis:Mine was answered with sandskiff's

Dwarven Rep. Fomby:Alright then! I guess that’s all the questions! so

SuperpraiseThePink Drool?

Dunes Rep. Drool: do you know where I can turn in a patent?

Dwarven Rep. Fomby:I don’t know off the top of my head

Elder Pikku: Okay! Thank you friends!

Dwarven Rep. Fomby:I hope I have an excellent week and get to know some of you

Elder Pikku: Please make our guests welcome, and remember that it is rude to kill guests!

Palamo:Does that mean death hugs?

Shiftywhat about challenge kills and they sign a waiver?

Elder Pikku: While they are here, we must treat them as fellow Bricktonites

Dunes Rep. Drool: would a polite kill be stabbing someone and saying sorry?

Palamo:so kill them?

<Insert “Rude” when editing>

Elder Pikku: No killing, please. Moving on! Signups will be opening soon for the hoedown, so please keep an eye on the letterpress <smiles> Now for public announcements. If you would like to say something, please come to the front. <smiles> form a line by me please. <smiles> First we have Shift <smiles>

Shiftyhello all bricktonites and are new guests

<hello>

Shiftymy grill business has been booming lately just today I had so much customers that’s why there will be a sale soon. I will let you know more sooner. any questions? yes Sid?

Sid:what is your grill called?

Shiftyit’s called the holy grill

Sid:that is clever

ShiftyI know. yes palamo.

Palamo:is it really that "holy"?

Shiftyyes was blessed by romain himself

Palamo:pftt

Elder Pikku: Next up is Sand

Dunes Rep. Drool: wait you guys have lord interaction?!

Sand:"I had so much customers" -shiftmys6 2k15. Yes palamo?

Palamo:can we turn that into a book?

Sand:Yes

Sand:I would like to announce. That’s I’m making a kelp sanctuary. Any questions?

Elder Pikku: Next up is JD

JD: Ello' Brickton. I've wanted to announce this for a long time now, but couldn't for the amount of time spend researching in this location for a month now, Brickton has been the winner of the Dong Dank Space Race. Research has been spent on the foreign objects there, so I have been traveling back and forth to continue study.

Dunes Rep. Drool: I think you faked a moon landing...

< https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6MOnehCOUw >

JD: shiftmy?

Shiftyhow do you go back there

JD: Simple, Gyro-Teleporter

Shiftyuh

JD: Drew?

Drew:how could you have gone and not have any of the server seen or known

Dunes Rep. Drool: how do you have a white spaceship?

Geek:who has been funding your trips back and forth from the moon?

Sid:Can we make bricks out of it?

JD: At night, I launched the U.S.S Dank Starship from under Northeast Brickton

Drew:plus how do you have iron blocks?

Major:since when did we have a silo!

JD: The shuttle was launched from there

Dunes Rep. Drool: let it be known that today the first space conspiracy has begun!

JD: No one was hurt in the deployment of the Starship. Sid?

Sid:Can we make bricks out of it?

JD: Of the moon rock?

Sid:yeah, I mean what's the point if we can't make bricks

JD: maybe, I'll look into it. Fomby?

Dwarven Rep. Fomby:I have a two part: Did you bring back any moon cheese?

JD: No moon cheese. Too poisonous to bring back. Second part?

Dwarven Rep. Fomby:Darn! Next part: I am interested in sponsoring a rocket on your next trip, can we talk?

JD: afterwards. Palamo?

Shiftycan we go on to the next person?

JD: Yes, after palamo

Palamo:can you confirm that the moon is made of cheese?

JD: sorry, Pikku's already told me to move on. No, It isn't I tried. It isn't cheese.

Elder Pikku: Okay! Next is Drooleedo <smiles>

Dunes Rep. Drool: I have just a few observations and suggestions for your council here <smiles>

[“suggestions”]

Dunes Rep. Drool: first off, never have elections it makes things extremely easier

[I like this plan]

Event Coordinator Mason Agreed.

Dunes Rep. Drool: and give yourselves absolute power in your constitution

Event Coordinator Mason Absolutely

Dunes Rep. Drool: yes drew?

Drew:WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE COMING HERE THEN TELLING US WHAT TO DO

Palamo:here here!

Elder Madiso: Drew, jeebus cripes.

Elder Pikku: Inside voices please <smiles>

Dunes Rep. Drool: I'm not telling you what to do, I'm just gibing a suggestion

<The Town hall turns into a yelling fest>

Dunes Rep. Drool: if you want to hear something nice, I would say your community is very nice

<JD checks on his shuttle never to be seen again>

Dunes Rep. Drool: though yelling at me, was not exactly polite but I don't hold grudges very often

<The crowd calls for a new speaker>

Elder Pikku: Please be patient

Elder Pikku: holdofire is next

Elder Madiso: Guys, calm yourselves. Jeebus <frowns> Sorry Drooleedo <frowns>

Hold:Hello, good evening everyone!

Elder Pikku: hi!

Hold:I just wanted to say, if anyone ever needs food, I have a lot and will sell it for cheap. I know I am new, but I am will to contribute. Yes Geek?

Geek:How cheap exactly?

Hold:Well, I sell carrots. 1gb for 64. Any other questions? Well if not, talk to me after the meeting if you're interested. Farewell!

Elder Pikku: Next Professa_Potato and Fifi [That’s Firebird for those playing at home]have a joint announcement <smiles> Gentlemen?

Professer Potato:the bnn is open again and we need news guests for it. Fire

Fire:the bnn is open once again. We will need guests for our show every Sunday, and I will also be opening a bar under it. shifty?

Shiftymay I be the first guest?

Fire:yes. drew?

Drew:how would one apply?

Fire:ether by mail or on the subreddit

<Sid and Shifty get into a fight>

Professer Potato:the YouTube is Brickton News Network

Elder Pikku: Thank you Gentlemen <smiles>

Fire:any other questions?

Elder Pikku: Next is Sand

"I just don't consider Applesauce very elder-like" -Madiso 2015

Elder Pikku: Mini <smiles> you're up! Mini?

Mini:Oh

Elder Pikku: hm well while we wait for Mini to wake up, ooh he's here <smiles>

Mini:I would just like to say that the Hospital is open! Come by to get a health plan, some are free!

Elder Pikku: Finally, Mason <smiles>

Event Coordinator Mason Why thank you ma ‘dam and shifty. First off, because Jmasterc isn’t here. I will announce that he is building a mental hospital. For all your bat-shit needs <smiles> Yes?

mmk:we have a problem

Event Coordinator Mason mmk? I don’t know what that... is.

mmk:um

Event Coordinator Mason oh problem!

mmk:yeah

Event Coordinator Mason Jesus sorry, speak English. What’s the issue?

mmk:its

<DRAMA SUSPENSE DRAMA>

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iyv905Q2omU]

mmk:um

<Suspense>

Event Coordinator Mason here take the mic

mmk:Coughs Hi Everyone Please Don't Panic But um.....

<Even more drama suspense>

Elder Madiso: Everybody picnic?

<PICNIC>

mmk:No Don’t Panic Please Clears Thought LISTEN UP!!!

Elder Pikku: what aren't we picnicking about?

mmk:Ok I have a Report

Palamo:state it!

Elder Applesauce:the suspense

mmk:about someone in this Town. Someone has been Stealing all my money and food all I have left is 1gc

<DUN DUN DUN>

mmk:You don’t have to give me money'

Elder Pikku: Okay everyone, back to Mason!

Event Coordinator Mason Thank you mmk. We will degrade, and ultimately destroy. This culprit. Anyway, back to topic. We are getting closer and closer to the Roamintines Event. Again, Sunday 15th, from 5pm EST to midnight. Check reddit for details

Elder Pikku: Thank you everyone

[Congrats to SammanderSouls for renting the mall portal]

Elder Pikku: We are running late, so we will only do a short Q&A. Anyone? Koala?

Koala:Hello

Elder Pikku: hi, palamo?

Palamo:why is Brickstreet so much better than Mainton? not a repost this time!

Elder Pikku: Erm, that is a very good question, palamo and good questions deserve good answers. Ender? … Ender? Pls.

Elder Ender:nevermind

Elder Pikku: Excellent! Well, that brings our meeting to a close! Thank you for coming!

Event Coordinator Mason Drive Safe!