So I had a vasectomy a little while back. I know you're supposed to go to the doctor and have it tested to make sure it took, but jerking off into a cup in a doctor's office bathroom isn't me. I'm going to cum like a teaspoon that way. Whereas if you test it with your ovulating body I'm going to literally empty myself into you. That's the only way to be sure, right?
My parents were here for the last week for Christmas. They just left. Now I haven't cum in like a week and a half so if there are any swimmers left, they're definitely built up and ready to go.
For an ideal test, I think we'd need to go at it more than once. You really want everything my body has to offer, so let's make it a marathon, not a sprint. Make out, shove my face between your legs until you're good and ready, take me inside you, have me cum, go down on each other a little more... make me cum in you again and again in every position we can come up with until I'm literally shooting dry.
Then if that doesn't take it almost definitely worked. I mean... I know it can sometimes be hard to get pregnant even for fertile people, so maybe we need several tests over a few days and maybe a few months to be *sure* sure?
Maybe you've been toying with the idea of a sperm donor, but you're not ready to *commit* to it. But on the other hand you're not *not* trying, so if it happen, yay, and if not you got a good practice run in to see if you'd really go through with it. I'm low-risk, but not *no* risk. These things fail for like 1/100 men which is why you're supposed to get them tested.
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