Or would you rather be tricked and end up looking like a spooky ghost filled you with ectoplasm? Maybe you’re feeling witchy and want to stir up some baby brew in your cauldron? Did a big round pumpkin make you feel kinda jealous? Seriously, I have way too many of these dirty dad jokes, but I guess they’re kind of a promise.

…anyway…

Hey, there! To be upfront, I’m hoping to find a local woman who is as enthusiastic about this as I am and wants to have a relationship with the intention of at least two or three pregnancies. However, if you’re an established couple looking for a donor, or a single woman just looking to explore this kink, then don’t be afraid to reach out, either! Even if you’re on birth control and just want to play around, we can probably at least have a fun conversation.

About me:

• 28 years old

• 6’1”, 215 pounds of mostly muscle

• White, brown hair, green/brown eyes

• Considered classically handsome, but that’s personal taste

• Highly educated and rather successful engineer

• Very good cook. Bring on those pregnancy cravings!

• Goofy sense of humor that will probably be passed onto the kids. Sorry in advance.

About you (relationship, somewhat flexible as a donor):

• 22 to 28 years old

• Athletic and active

• Intelligence is my biggest turn on

• Kindness is my second biggest turn on

• Enjoys creampie/breeding sex (why else are we here?!)

If you’re that sweet, slightly nerdy-but-outdoorsy archetype with a hidden wild streak when it comes to making babies, then I want to put a ring on your finger and a baby in your belly. Or if you just want to get filled up for fun, then I’d love to get drinks and see where things go. My preferences are a little more flexible for a donor arrangement, but those are the basics. Beyond that, I’ll try not to bore you with a wall of text before we start talking. Let me know if you’re interested, and reach out over Chat or DM. I do slightly prefer Chat, but that might just be me.

Oh, and you’re only gonna see a picture of me if you send one first. I also keep pictures SFW.