If you’re the type of woman I’m looking for, you’ll relate to this in a big way:

I’m a very traditional, very conservative man. I vote republican. I believe deeply in conservative social and political issues values. I believe in God and I’ve accepted Jesus as my lord and savior. I want a wholesome life, defined by family, community and a tightly-woven marriage. At the same time, I’m an extremely, extremely dirty man. I’m dominant by nature, with a complex and cerebral sense of sexuality in the bedroom. I love when my woman shows her body off with low cut tops, short dresses, and form-fitting clothing. Wear shorts that your butt hangs out of or a skirt that barely covers you and I will absolutely melt. I will call you a little slut and treat you like one.

For some women, I’m “too christian.” Too wholesome. Wanting totally normal things like traditional marriage feels boring to them. For others, I’m not christian enough. I am too dirty. Too motivated by depraved sexuality. Too shameless.

But the right woman will be set on fire by what I offer. And she will set me on fire too.

This one is for the girls who want a husband who will tattoo Ephesians 5:22 on her hot little body. This one is for the girls who proudly want to submit to her husband.

About me: Tall and broadly built with a very thick, very veiny cock. Successful in my career. Protector & provider. Masculine and dominant and assertive. Intense and serious but also, bafflingly maybe, fun and easygoing.

What I’m looking for: Traditional marriage. A wife who wants to be a trophy homemaker (not-negotiable). Children (also not negotiable). A woman leaning to the right politically (not negotiable). Someone who is conventionally attractive, confident in her looks, and very feminine.

The marriage: Powered by love and lust and a deep, mutual care for one another. Proactive communication. Healthy co-dependence - a deeply integrated life together where we are basically inseparable almost all the time.

The dynamic: I want a switchy dynamic. I’m fully-dominant outside of the bedroom, but I like to date promiscuous women who want to fuck other men and keep her boyfriend all to herself. I want you to be a bad girl, and then I want to punish you for being bad. You submit and obey, but you’re a shameless little slut who will take the spanking she’s earned because she’s addicted to bad boys with heavy cocks.

Your husband is the head of household, just as God intended. You seek to be unburdened with decision making and masculine concerns, and live entirely in your realm - keeping up your appearance, the home, loving your children, and spreading your legs for hung men.

Let’s get to know each other. Send me a DM and tell me what my ad made you feel.