What's crack-a-lackin'?

PLEASE READ EVERYTHING. Thank you.

I'm going to try to make this as short and easily digestible as I can for all you fine specimens👀. I'm a 24yo American in the military who is getting stationed near Cambridge, England next month for 3-6 years. I'm at a point in my life where I'm fed up with dating people who simply don't want to live a life that's compatible with my goals. I don't want that to come off as rude, it's just, well, military life is much much different than a regular civilian life. Unless you are on board with it, chances are you will hate it.

Physically I'm 5'7", blonde, blue-green eyes, blessed, and fit. My personality has been described as "goofy goober", "dad without kids", "dirty old man", "form but fair", and "golden retriever". Honestly I'm not even sure I can say it makes sense, but those are things I've been called by my coworkers, friends, and acquaintances. My interests are: telling facepalm-worthy dad jokes, working out, traveling, geography, music, cars, and finance. We don't need to have the exact same interests, but it would be lovely if you were at the very least open to 1-2 romantic trips annually. I feel that even in a relationship you should never stop dating your partner.

Now, I'll discuss what I'm looking for in a partner:

Preferences (NOT Deal breakers): shorter than me, slim/skinny/fit/active/hwp, white or Asian

Deal breakers:

-Are 21-27 (I will go younger but ONLY if you check off most of not all the other boxes)

-Must be 100% on board with my military career until I retire.

-Want 2-3 kids.

-Either isn't super religious or at the very least won't force it on me.

-Submissive in/out of the bedroom.

Now, on to the dirty stuff. I would say about half the time I just want some good old fashioned vanilla sex that's slow, passionate, filled with kisses, and each of us take our time to appreciate one another's bodies. The other half of the time I take complete control, and show you your place. I'll let you imagination fill in the blanks. I don't care if you're 50/50 like I am, as long as you're into things being vanilla/rough in some capacity we will get along just fine. I have a HUGE kink for creampies, that's the only one worth noting.

If I catch your interest, please shoot me a message including a photo of you, your location, and age. Thank you and have an awesome day!