So, picture it. Reddit. A sea of fake people and conventionally uninspiring folks. All looking to maximize their online clout and attract some ego-stroking attention. God only knows why.

Meanwhile, you find yourself sick of all of that nonsense. You don’t want to hear someone brag about themselves. Or waste your time on people who were never really who they presented themselves as in the first place.

If you’re like me, you grow impatient with the bad grammar, the mindless posts that read like incels and onlyfans influencers looking for low hanging fruit. And you wonder if anyone is real anymore.

Of course, someone who isn’t high maintenance, has realistic expectations about themselves and what they are looking for, that would be ideal. But so would someone with a sense of humor and a health libido. Unfortunately, you can’t check every box and you find yourself settling for a good fuck, provided the other person is at least sane, clean, and practices basic hygiene habits.

Now I won’t lie, finding folks who can carry a conversation, enjoys the finer things in life, and isn’t afraid to be transparent or direct, that’s sexy as hell and equally desirable. Will I find it, though? Maybe, surprise me.

So who am I and what do I want? I’m an older white guy. I’m 6’2”, 225, fit, ddf, and was born with the kind of libido that can go 5 rounds in a day. Hence the name of this post; I’m looking for someone who gets off on being repeatedly pounded and used.

But why should you be interested? Truth be told, I can’t promise love, marriage, or any of those things. But I can promise a good time and reciprocate with intelligence. If you want to know more, discuss specifics, etc., I’m happy to chat and answer questions.

Otherwise, age, race, height, weight, are all flexible, provided the fleshlight part is something you’re genuinely serious about following through with. And if you want to lose the ability to walk the next day, even better. 😉